Thorness Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 2 1 3 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted April 8, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8, 2023 Two friends meet Alison: How is the diet going? Freda: Not very well, I had egg for breakfast today. Alison: Scrambled, boiled or fried? Freda: Cadbury! 1 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted April 8, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8, 2023 I asked my boss if I could come in late tomorrow morning. He said 'dream on'. I thought that was really nice of him. 1 2 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted April 8, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8, 2023 My friend is on a light diet. They eat by daylight, moonlight and sometime refrigerator light. 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted April 8, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 8, 2023 I bet people who run marathons for fun haven't heard of sex and alcohol. 1 3 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post Chris116 Posted April 8, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2023 One evening Jack is late so he takes a shortcut through the cemetery. He is in the middle of the cemetery and he hears a tapping sound which scares him so he quickens his pace but the tapping just get louder which leaves him terrified. Then he sees a man chiseling a grave stone. "The noise of you working really scared me, why are you working so late?" The man answers "They spelt my name wrongly!" 2 2 2 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 After a fallen tree adds an extra hazard to the 17th fairway at the US Masters players offer to remove it and Tiger Woods made the cut. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Alfred the Great hated the Vikings so much he used to say 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Norse'. 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 24 minutes ago, NIK said: Alfred the Great hated the Vikings so much he used to say 'I'm so hungry I could eat a Norse'. He referred to them as just a bunch of Saga louts. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Alfred the Great wouldn't have been so great on Bake Off. He even got a soggy bottom hiding out in Somerset. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 'Astronaut food is to be found in aisle 10, 9, 8 , 7 ......' 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 08/04/2023 at 01:01, kevinlms said: Would work even better if her name was Denise (abbreviated to Dee). Are you sure that would be better than "It's in December"? (Cin - De Sember....) 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NIK Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 The Tupperware company is to close, saying the parties over. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Nasa announce a robot based on a snake and called SID (Snake Inspired Device). No news yet on whether it will be hissing and travel with a batty bat. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 2 hours ago, NIK said: Nasa announce a robot based on a snake and called SID (Snake Inspired Device). No news yet on whether it will be hissing and travel with a batty bat. If you see Sid.... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 On 05/04/2023 at 11:01, luckymucklebackit said: Then there was this one (allegedly) Someone in the 009 Society built a model of it a few years ago! 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 9 hours ago, NIK said: No news yet on whether it will be hissing and travel with a batty bat. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 Yeah. As if that young person would know who Hissing Sid and Captain Beaky was..... 🤣 I think half the people who recorded it have been dead for years, over forty in the case of Sellers! For those that don't know what we're on about. I think this was a reissue to promote the second album as it was earlier than 1980, about 1977 ISTR. 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted April 14, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 14, 2023 (edited) 14 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Yeah. As if that young person would know who Hissing Sid and Captain Beaky was..... 🤣 I think half the people who recorded it have been dead for years, over forty in the case of Sellers! For those that don't know what we're on about. I think this was a reissue to promote the second album as it was earlier than 1980, about 1977 ISTR. Had you not considered that the photograph might also date back forty-odd years? We could buy colour film back then! 😁 Edited April 14, 2023 by Dunsignalling 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Snooker Championship: 'For those watching in black and white the green protester is behind the red' 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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