RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 15, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: Wow, I suspect that O scale Challenger would be a little heavy to wear as a necklace! 🙀 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 After rare Ice Pancakes are seen in Scottish rivers, chefs dash to deep fry them. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmoordave Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 My wife has put glue all over my rifle collection. She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns..... 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Popular Post tomparryharry Posted December 18, 2022 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2022 I had to go to the doctors.....PARP! "Doc! PARP! It's pretty bad...PARP! 'Oh dear, said the doctor, can I ask you to drop your undergarments, and bend over.....' OK Doc, PARP! He produced a long wooden pole, about 12 feet, with a small brass hook... PARP! 'Hells teeth, Doc! PARP! 'Are you going to use that on me? PARP! "No, I'm going to open the window....". 2 20 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 A foot is a good Christmas present. It's a great stocking filler. ... or maybe the whole leg. (I'd post a picture but I think some of you have heart conditions) 2 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CameronL Posted December 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2022 (edited) One day a psychoanalyst was sitting in his consulting room, waiting for his next patient. There was a knock on the door. "Come in," he called, and in came a very smart young lady dressed in an immaculate business suit, accessorised by diamond earrings and a matching necklace, a Patek Philippe watch and Jimmy Choo shoes. What could be her problem?, he wondered. After the usual pleasantries, he got down to finding out why she was seeing him. "Well, let me tell you about my situation," she said. "I'm the UK Marketing Director of a multinational company. I live in a flat just off Mayfair, I drive an Audi R8, take holidays in Monaco, the Maldives and St Tropez, and collect Lalique glassware as a hobby." "So, what's the problem?" the analyst asked. "My parents don't think it's enough," she replied. "In spite of everything I've achieved so far, all they want to know is when I'm going to get married. I don't want to get married. Apart from the fact that I'm too busy with my career, I don't need a husband just at the moment. But that's all they think about! Every time I see them they're either asking about my love life or trying to set me up with some 'suitable' suitor." The analyst mulled this over. "OK, think of this," he said. "You've obviously had a very successful career so far, but in the future there might be obstacles, there might be setbacks, there might be issues. They might all be beyond your control, but they will still cause you problems." "I'm sure there will," she replied. So the analyst asked, "And when they do, will you blame yourself?" "Of course not," she said, indignantly. "Of course not," the analyst replied. "That's why you need a husband." Edited December 18, 2022 by CameronL Changed a bit 4 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted December 18, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 18, 2022 20 hours ago, aardvark said: A foot is a good Christmas present. It's a great stocking filler. ... or maybe the whole leg. (I'd post a picture but I think some of you have heart conditions) 1 2 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 21 hours ago, aardvark said: A foot is a good Christmas present.It's a great stocking filler. ... or maybe the whole leg. (I'd post a picture but I think some of you have heart conditions) So was Nicholas Parsons! 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Silly season news: The flat earth society admit they have members all round the globe. 1 1 3 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 19, 2022 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 19, 2022 18 hours ago, NIK said: Silly season news: The flat earth society admit they have members all round the globe. I wonder did social distancing push any of them over the edge. 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: I wonder did social distancing push any of them over the edge. OOooohhhhh!........ PLEASE!!!!!!! 🥳 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted December 19, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 19, 2022 We know the world can't be flat, as the cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now... 1 4 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Proof the Earth is flat. Look at the United Nations logo... Believe 🖖 2 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 20, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 20, 2022 7 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Proof the Earth is flat. Look at the United Nations logo... Believe 🖖 The trodden on oblate spheroid projection! As logos go, it could be better.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted December 20, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Hroth said: The trodden on oblate spheroid projection! As logos go, it could be better.... I suppose the idea is to have the entire world on it without obviously favouring one part of it over another e.g. due to in being centred, although no 2-D projection can be entirely successful doing that. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Tommy Cooper's Tolkien joke: Just like that! 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 20, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 20, 2022 38 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: I'd like to see those animated.... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Binks jar jar! Jar jar binks! - Tommy Cooper..... 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, 33C said: Binks jar jar! Jar jar binks! - Tommy Cooper..... JUST LIKE THAT! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted December 20, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 20, 2022 I've just seen some 'news' today 20/12/2022. "Don't do anything risky on Wednesday". It looks like I'll have to cancel the Lion Taming for Beginners session..... Dammit! 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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