Baby Deltic Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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exmoordave Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Ah, the curse of the red shirt....... Still, not all bad news then..... 3 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted June 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 12, 2021 3 hours ago, God's Wonderful Railway 1835 said: Last Christmas we had a party at work. And I had drunk about 20 glasses of beer, so I decided it wasn't a good idea to get into my car and drive home. So I took a taxi, and that was a wise decision, cause, halfway my home there was the drink drive police. They don't control taxi drivers. Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxi driver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it. Best advice for driving under the influence is to go as fast as you can to get home before the accident... 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Quote The Queen put world leaders at ease on Friday night as she shared a joke during a glittering G7 reception in Cornwall. She was joined by the Prince of Wales, the Duchess of Cornwall and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at the Eden Project. Shortly after arriving at the venue, she posed for a photograph with Angela Merkel, Ursula von der Leyen, Emmanuel Macron, Justin Trudeau, Joe Biden and Boris Johnson, among others. As photographers took pictures she quipped: “Are you supposed to be looking as if you’re enjoying yourself?” The group descended into laughter as Mr Johnson replied “yes”. Then they started the music for Musical Chairs. 4 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted June 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 12, 2021 My friend had a series II Land rover which had a slightly loose steering box, causing the car to wander slightly & needing constant steering adjustment. He always said the only time he could make it go straight was when he'd had a 'couple' of drinks.... 4 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Charles : Look Mama, we're in Cornwall. It's mine, all mine. QE2 : Well, yes dearest - but hasn't anyone told you the Duchy Lease expired in 2000? 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Charles: EEEERRR EEMMMEE EEERRRE Duchy Biscuits I saw him once where he was making a speech. Never understood a word! I think it was a plaque unveiling at one of the museums or art galleries in Liverpool that I had wondered past and stopped to watch for a bit. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Ah, but the Queen would have had his head off before the start! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 17 hours ago, jbqfc said: It's life, but not as we know it. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Cornish tin-miners find Dilithium Crystals, and @Ducking Giraffe gets locked up (again) for "tracing" GWR Prairies at Mach 2.95 (powered by the Dilithium Crystals and Dihydrogen Monoxide) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Here's an oldie.... "Who's playing?" "It's Austria Hungary" "Against who?" 2 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted June 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2021 Got really exited this morning when I received an email promising.. "Learn how to read maps Backwards!!!!!!" Turns out out was Spam. Jim 3 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 See, Scotland did want to leave Europe.... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: See, Scotland did want to leave Europe.... No, no. They're being forced out against their will owing to lack of competent defence. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alastairq Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 I'm still waiting for Morocco to apologise to Cornwall for nipping over every other night and taking good Cornish folk back to Africa into slavery..... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, jbqfc said: This one is so old it has whiskers, but here goes - A very posh lady from London went to Edinburgh for the Festival. While walking down the Royal Mile she saw a man in full Highland dress playing the bagpipes. She waited for the noise to stop, walked over to him and, in her cut-glass accent, said "I've always wanted to know - is anything worn under the kilt?" "Nae, lassie," the piper replied. "It all works perfectly." Edited June 14, 2021 by CameronL Typo 1 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 14, 2021 We had that with unicorns only the other day. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: We had that with unicorns only the other day. Well at least they didn’t forget to get on it. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 14, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Baby Deltic said: Well at least they didn’t forget to get on it. Sorry, you're right. But we've had the unicorns missing the boat not so long ago. The one you're referring to had a spark of originality, as did the skunk one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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