MartynJPearson Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think one's missing, in fact I'm sure. It's a Sir Tunty. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold LimboBrit Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, CameronL said: And the inventor of an electrical safety device - Sir Kitt Breaker He wasn't very tall. He was a short Sir Kitt 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, LimboBrit said: He wasn't very tall. He was a short Sir Kitt There was also the drunk Irish knight. Sir 'o sis of Liver. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I think some people have been watching Monty Python films..... 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJPearson Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: I think some people have been watching Monty Python films..... Noo, otherwise we'd have mentioned the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Thread 1 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2021 I've not been able to pin down the birth and death dates of Sir Ca. 3 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Is sir I a knight Siri? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I always wondered whether the trainspotters of the time used to call some of the King Arthurs the same names as I did, considering I was decades after them. Ones I remember using was Sir Din Dins Sir Anorak Sir Harry The Fish Cake There was also Sir Guy who seems like a Russian meerkat to me. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2021 14 hours ago, pH said: ...snip... The profane knight - Sir Cuss ...snip... I thought that Sir Cus had something to do with elephants, clowns, very large tents, etc. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: I think some people have been watching Monty Python films..... I see 'White Rabbit' has agreed with this post. Just be careful, because he's? a killer! 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2021 6 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: And Sir Cumcision Don't forget Sir Robin - who soiled his armour, again! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 I take it everyone's seen this. No apologies for posting again if they have. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted June 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2021 I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO. Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of 'My Dog' dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco. Better watch what you ask older people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Jim 1 1 1 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 8, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: He was too busy collecting tips apparently. What about Sir Cular, who bravely went in both directions (to the south Sir Cular rode, and to the north Sir Cular rode). And the lily-livered Sir Osis. Also, did you know that God was a biker with a dodgy silencer? It says in the Bible (OT, Joshua 6.27) that 'the Lord was with Joshua, and the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land'! Edited June 8, 2021 by The Johnster 5 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 46 minutes ago, The Johnster said: Also, did you know that God was a biker with a dodgy silencer? It says in the Bible (OT, Joshua 6.27) that 'the Lord was with Joshua, and the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land'! Handed-down from father to son, with a sidecar? Quote Jesus rode into jerusalem in his Triumph 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Whoops! Will @The Johnster and I get disappeared any moment now for breaking the forum rules? Quote Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself! Sorry about that Mods. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2021 Have we had Sir Gerry? He's still waiting to have the stiches taken out after that nasty wound he got from Sir Lancelot in the last tournament. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 8, 2021 The was the knight with the tallest horse of any Sir Mount 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 59 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Have we had Sir Gerry? He's still waiting to have the stiches taken out after that nasty wound he got from Sir Lancelot in the last tournament. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted June 8, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 8, 2021 1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said: Whoops! Will @The Johnster and I get disappeared any moment now for breaking the forum rules? Sorry about that Mods. I think we're safe, Kieth; we only quoted scripture and didn't discuss or comment on it... But with all those biblical characters riding around on old British motorbikes that leaked oil, no wonder there's so much of the stuff in the Middle East! 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 The question to ask is was it a triumph motorbike or a car say a spitfire or Dolomite? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, The Johnster said: But with all those biblical characters riding around on old British motorbikes that leaked oil, no wonder there's so much of the stuff in the Middle East! I always remember the time me and a girlfriend were down Stoke way and popped into a pub in Kidsgrove (I think it was). Something like the Bluebell rings a bell. She was a biker girl and had a little bike. I'm more into music than bikes. But look the part, I was clinging on for dear life. There was a group of these old biker blokes. You know the types. Classic British bikes and everything else is rubbish. Say they did "The Ton" even though the bike couldn't manage sixty. Now more over sixty than travelling at sixty. Really want a Harley, but can't afford one. They started to take the p*ss. "Look at that rubbish Jap bike", "Only a 125", "What an awful colour", "Erg, yellow", "Not as good as our classics" By now she was starting to get a bit narked and shouted. "Have a look at it you %&$*heads". "Do you really want a race?". They hadn't noticed it was a road legal Ducati racing bike. A smaller version than the one Carl Fogarty had. A Monster M600. https://www.motorcyclenews.com/bike-reviews/ducati/monster-600/1993/ Italian rather than Japanese, which showed up their knowledge of bikes. Pure jealousy that a small girl had a much better bike than them. Funny thing we were meeting up with people who they knew later and they didn't say anything after that. I think they had their nose put out of joint. Me? I was quietly PMSL into my pint as I could tell they were just big mouths. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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