RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 46 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: Good old Angus McCoatup! Like so many others, his job has been outsourced to India, chap called Mahatma Jaquit 1 1 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold RFS Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold RFS Posted May 28, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post APOLLO Posted May 28, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2021 Brit15 2 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: IT'S STILL OUT OF FOCUS!!!! Should have gone to SpecSavers? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: IT'S STILL OUT OF FOCUS!!!! Should have gone to SpecSavers? Unfortunately it was only a small picture to start with and its got too stretched. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Train Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 5 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 2 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post APOLLO Posted May 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2021 Brit15 4 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Baby Deltic Posted May 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2021 3 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gopher Posted May 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2021 Computer Tech Support For A New Wife! A young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably she did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! THE QUERY Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery apps, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled some of my other apps, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable apps such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. THE RESPONSE (that came weeks later out of the blue) Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: Ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2. Also install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that app works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0. That will crash Husband 1.0. Husband 1.0 is a functional app, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn other new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional apps to improve memory and performance. Try Cooking 3.0. Good Luck!! Tech Support 4 1 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted May 30, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 30, 2021 An upgrade from the original which started circulating when the internet started to become popular, I think it actually dates from the time of MSDOS 5..... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post Jamiel Posted May 30, 2021 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2021 2 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 6 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 4 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sasquatch Posted May 31, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2021 Mum and dad went to Margate for a day out recently. She sent me the following text... I witnessed totally disgusting behavior on the beach at Margate yesterday …man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids...she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them...the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his truncheon on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the truncheon off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it... Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages... That's the way to do it ! 1 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I couldn't sleep last night, so in desperation I started reading a dictionary. By 3 a.m. I was past caring. Smoking kills. Bacon can too. But smoking bacon cures it! Some news is hard to hear. Like "You are losing your hearing". To whoever stole my anti-depressants, well, I hope that you're happy. Just sold my homing pigeon, for the 22nd time. Took a selfie in the shower. Turned out all blurry. I guess I have selfie steam issues. Ask anyone in Germany if they know the square root of 81 and they all answer no! They are building a new mirror factory and looking for employees...Can you see yourself working there? Man walks into a bar with a bag of asphalt. Looks at the bartender and says; "One for me and I'll have one for the road" Never marry a tennis player - Love means nothing to them. I have the attention of a goldfish. Seriously, it’s been watching me for hours. The font for alphabet soup is Times New Ramen. 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now