peanuts Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 dont know if this is a spoof but facepalm moment 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Bit like wanting spark plugs for a diesel 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I got an interview at the salad dressing factory. Manager asks " What experience do you have?". I said "It's not Rocket Salad".......... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, 96701 said: I got a job at the sandwich factory, but ended up going home early. "Why are you home early?" asked my other half. "I put my dick in the cucumber slicer," I responded. "What?" she said, "show me your dick," she said. I did so and she noticed there was not a mark on it. "What happened to the cucumber slicer?" she asked. "She got the sack as well." "Garlic?" , "Bread?" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, peanuts said: dont know if this is a spoof but facepalm moment Neighbour of ours phoned the police to say someone had stolen the whole engine from the front of her Beetle. Mind you, another friend said not to worry as she had a spare one in the back of hers. Edited May 1, 2021 by Stubby47 3 1 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 29/04/2021 at 21:27, Reorte said: Well that makes me wonder what the book visible in the window "The Meadow Girls" is all about. Apparently, The Meadow Girls is a warm-hearted and nostalgic family sag, set in WWI, by Sheila Newberry. I can't vouch for that, but there are several Google pages devoted to it. Possibly not one of the titles being complained about. Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 To articulate my position upon some recent postings, I will just state that "I am a Union-Garratt man". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, rocor said: To articulate my position upon some recent postings, I will just state that "I am a Union-Garratt man". ?..... please excuse my curiosity, but I will have to declare that I have missed the point somewhere along the line. Would you mind offering some clarity for me please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, jcredfer said: ?..... please excuse my curiosity, but I will have to declare that I have missed the point somewhere along the line. Would you mind offering some clarity for me please? It is a rather late attempt at an articulated locomotive pun as we have long since moved on, and Garratt has been used before anyway. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 All the women of a certain age have just fainted..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: All the women of a certain age have just fainted..... But 'Garrett' has nothing to do with articulated steam engines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Garrett_%26_Sons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, kevinlms said: But 'Garrett' has nothing to do with articulated steam engines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Garrett_%26_Sons What about Anatole Mallet? Was he a pop star too? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 1, 2021 4 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, jcredfer said: ?..... please excuse my curiosity, but I will have to declare that I have missed the point somewhere along the line. Would you mind offering some clarity for me please? Its was my error in that I boarded this particular train somewhat late in its journey. Several hours earlier puns were being posted on this thread regarding articulated locomotives. This was my somewhat feeble effort in this regard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Class_U_2-6-2%2B2-6-2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, rocor said: Its was my error in that I boarded this particular train somewhat late in its journey. Several hours earlier puns were being posted on this thread regarding articulated locomotives. This was my somewhat feeble effort in this regard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Class_U_2-6-2%2B2-6-2 That's a big loco. The thread does dodge about a bit and I hadn't checked back quite far enough to relate the comments, so thanks for letting me know. A bit like finding a blood couple of spots around your waist and not checking far enough to find that they are-tic-related. [Can't really believe that I just typed that... there really must be something here that does it while I'm not watching... } 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 1, 2021 Rather frustratingly, even my most contorted attempts at punning have failed to work Kitson Meyer into the plot, so I present that as a free gift to those whose minds may work in even stranger ways than my own. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Rather frustratingly, even my most contorted attempts at punning have failed to work Kitson Meyer into the plot, so I present that as a free gift to those whose minds may work in even stranger ways than my own. Not to mention Péchot-Bourdon. I decided life's too short. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I nearly fell into the trap of these puns for articulated locomotives. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Brinkly Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 1, 2021 This cracked me up when I saw it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 1, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 1, 2021 56 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: Rather frustratingly, even my most contorted attempts at punning have failed to work Kitson Meyer into the plot, so I present that as a free gift to those whose minds may work in even stranger ways than my own. The trick is to get in early and pick the easy ones, leaving the impossible ones to others! 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I tried to build a brass model, but it was too complicated and I needed help. Turns out I cant build articulated Kits on Me yer own... 3 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) I tried using brass to make a live steam Pechot-Bourdon. Tube could not take the pressure, perhaps I should have used a thicker gauge? Edited May 1, 2021 by Titan 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 I am here all week... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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