exmoordave Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT DWARF IMPRESSIONS, BUT HEY HO! 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme3300 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Obviously American in origin but . . . . . 2 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jcredfer Posted April 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2021 HMS Diamond {the jewel in the Navy's crown... } set sail yesterday, from Portsmouth and when just off-shore fired her 41 gun salute, out of respect for the late Prince Philip. Within minutes President Macron was on the phone to BJ, offering immediate surrender... Forty three Spanish fishing vessels were also seen heading West at full speed, down the English channel, with fire extinguishers at the ready, on deck. Julian 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! steve 1 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted April 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 12, 2021 10 hours ago, jcredfer said: HMS Diamond {the jewel in the Navy's crown... } set sail yesterday, from Portsmouth and when just off-shore fired her 41 gun salute, out of respect for the late Prince Philip. Within minutes President Macron was on the phone to BJ, offering immediate surrender... Forty three Spanish fishing vessels were also seen heading West at full speed, down the English channel, with fire extinguishers at the ready, on deck. Julian Meanwhile, the Dutch were presumably successfully raiding Chatham... 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted April 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 12, 2021 4 hours ago, The Johnster said: Meanwhile, the Dutch were presumably successfully raiding Chatham... Oh no. We'll be back to foreign bottoms... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Hroth said: Oh no. We'll be back to foreign bottoms... Are we going Dutch? Does my bottom look big in Diss? 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted April 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Are we going Dutch? Does my bottom look big in Diss? I prefer not to look... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 12 hours ago, The Johnster said: Meanwhile, the Dutch were presumably successfully raiding Chatham... Sounds like a cue for a Dutch Engineers loco to be renamed "Michiel de Ruyter" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted April 12, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 12, 2021 @Steamport Southport You know, I've managed to suppress memory of that song for years... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Hroth said: @Steamport Southport You know, I've managed to suppress memory of that song for years... But do you still remember their Bicycle Race? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, Hroth said: @Steamport Southport You know, I've managed to suppress memory of that song for years... I know quite a few people that didn't realise they were a spoof band. Especially a barmaid in a pub we frequented that thought the lyrics were "absolutely rubbish". Erm, they're meant to be. Stonehenge! 'Tis a magic place Where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face Stonehenge! Where the virgins lie And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky And you my love, won't you take my hand? We'll go back in time to that mystic land Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow I will take you there, I will show you how 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 6 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Are we going Dutch? Does my bottom look big in Diss? I don’t know about in Diss...surely your bottom is the same size in Liss, Borden, Rotterdam, Liverpool, or Rome, it could be anywhere... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted April 12, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 12, 2021 I though Diss was Hell? Or was Hel Dis? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Ruffnut Thorston said: I don’t know about in Diss...surely your bottom is the same size in Liss, Borden, Rotterdam, Liverpool, or Rome, it could be anywhere... The whole place is pickled. The people are pickles for sure. What happens in Norfolk ... stays in Norfolk. Or it's discussed at 3am on Radio Norwich. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: I know quite a few people that didn't realise they were a spoof band. Not a lot of people know that at Glastonbury either! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium jbqfc Posted April 13, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) this is a joke of an article in my London about the 4DD units The London Underground used to have double decker trains - but they only lasted for one day John Edited April 13, 2021 by jbqfc spelling 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted April 13, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, jbqfc said: this is a joke of an article in my London about the 4DD units The London Underground used to have double decker trains - but they only lasted for one day John Someone without an understanding of railways (confusing the Underground with the Southern Railway), calling a model a "mock up" and even unable to google "sr 4dd"*. I also bet that the writer left out Bulleid because he was too difficult to spell. I do like Quote The trains were a swish malachite green * Though someone did, because both pictures were taken from the Wikipedia article, which makes the risible nature of the article even more mystifying! Edited April 13, 2021 by Hroth added yt clip. And spelin. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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33C Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 20 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Are we going Dutch? Does my bottom look big in Diss? I was in Holland and bought some inflatable shoes of the traditional style. The first time i wore them i fell in the canal. Popped my clogs........... 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 How much does a chimney cost? Nothing! (It’s on the house) 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 22 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Are we going Dutch? Does my bottom look big in Diss? Wellll!. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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