RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 21, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 21, 2021 14 hours ago, 33C said: Scouse breakdown/recovery service. A.A. calm down..... Scouse alcholic recovery. A A don't drink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 19 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Not actually a fact! All we can say for sure is that Mars is a planet inhabited by some robots, not all of which work. With apologies to the joke about the engineer, the physicist and the mathematician, oh and some sheep. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 You may be wondering what that joke is, I’m sure it’s been mentioned before but here goes; A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are riding a train through Scotland. The engineer looks out the window, sees a black sheep, and exclaims, "Hey! They've got black sheep in Scotland!" The physicist looks out the window and corrects the engineer, "Strictly speaking, all we know is that there's at least one black sheep in Scotland." The mathematician looks out the window and corrects the physicist, " Strictly speaking, all we know is that is that at least one side of one sheep is black in Scotland." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 21, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, God's Wonderful Railway 1835 said: 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted February 21, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, God's Wonderful Railway 1835 said: I doubt it... Shoppers in Birkenhead usually stroll about in their PJs 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 21, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 21, 2021 No comment: https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 2 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leopardml2341 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just saw two birds stuck together in the garden. I think they are velcrows... 3 9 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 19 hours ago, Allegheny1600 said: Not actually a fact! All we can say for sure is that Mars is a planet inhabited by some robots, not all of which work. With apologies to the joke about the engineer, the physicist and the mathematician, oh and some sheep. And a Beagle. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDR Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 23 hours ago, God's Wonderful Railway 1835 said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDR Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 OI !!! I'm from Birkenhead and there's no way we're that skinny!! 1 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 hour ago, GDR said: OI !!! I'm from Birkenhead and there's no way we're that skinny!! I've never met a fat smackhead though..... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: I've never met a fat smackhead though..... That's 'cause they can't afford food... Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, jcredfer said: That's 'cause they can't afford food... Julian Not really. Drugs change your metabolism (don't know the scientific reasons or terms). That's why you never see fat druggies, even the rich ones. Look at half of the old Rock stars that were skinny as anything. If you know Birkenhead at all, it's full of druggies. Mostly Heroin addicts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 On 21/02/2021 at 18:55, Allegheny1600 said: Not actually a fact! All we can say for sure is that Mars is a planet inhabited by some robots, not all of which work. UK's Beagle Mars Explorer? https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-led-beagle-2-lander-found-on-mars 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Not really. Drugs change your metabolism (don't know the scientific reasons or terms). That's why you never see fat druggies, even the rich ones. Look at half of the old Rock stars that were skinny as anything. If you know Birkenhead at all, it's full of druggies. Mostly Heroin addicts. Yes, I've seen similar comments about metabolism changes, too and could well be right. I had [had] a younger relation with the problem [also skinny]. Some of that was because he spent much time with substance abuse and was in no position to feed whilst doing so. There was also some indication of metabolic change, type of matter, in line with the metabolic theories, as when he eventually came round, he didn't seem to be hungry, for quite a long time, rather unlike some other milder forms of substance abuse. The other problem, like so many others, was also the cost of the substances, together with consequences for those who failed to present payment. Much of the problem around druggies centres on the crime committed, as they try to obtain sufficient funds to pay for it. I don't like to think how much myself and some other relatives paid out to bail him out, but the various consequences to him and those close and reliant on him would not have sat well with our conscience's. A thought confirmed after he passed away, as his, then, girlfriend was understandably upset and posted a couple of pictures taken in hospital a few weeks prior to his passing. She claimed that he had fallen downstairs, but the injuries were certainly not caused by him falling downstairs, he may have been kicked downstairs in the process, but the injuries were of a very thorough and very vicious beating, which put him in an ICU. At the time, we had no indication of the finances, as he was claiming to be going clean. I agree about the rock-stars, too, there were very few indeed who could manage to flesh out their bones. Julian 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 And then you get so called celebrities on so called entertainment tv shows, making out how smart is is to take drugs. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 To be honest I was just trying to take the pee out of Birkenhead. Especially the numpties that live in the Wirral and then criticise Liverpool with outdated stereotypes when by far the worst place in the North West region is part of their area.... Tunnel Rats are the worst. They come through the tunnel to work, shop, socialise, watch the football, etc. then ridicule Liverpool and complain that they have to pay the Mersey Tunnel tolls. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted February 23, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: To be honest I was just trying to take the pee out of Birkenhead. Especially the numpties that live in the Wirral and then criticise Liverpool with outdated stereotypes when by far the worst place in the North West region is part of their area.... Tunnel Rats are the worst. They come through the tunnel to work, shop, socialise, watch the football, etc. then ridicule Liverpool and complain that they have to pay the Mersey Tunnel tolls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Must be one of they newfangled flyin' cars. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastglosmog Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Or a black hole. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold LimboBrit Posted February 23, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 23, 2021 It's a stealth car. It's still parked 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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