luckymucklebackit Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Legend said: I'll be back , Surely Ok yes I know don't call me Shirley Thats the whole point of the joke, this appeared on Facebook and it started a whole thread with many not getting it and offering the correction 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Legend Posted February 15, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 minute ago, luckymucklebackit said: Thats the whole point of the joke, this appeared on Facebook and it started a whole thread with many not getting it and offering the correction Groan , yes sorry Jim , that one flew right over my head 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I'll be Beethoven! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 15, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: I'll be Beethoven! Never mind the groan button, we need one of these! Mike. 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Legend said: Groan , yes sorry Jim , that one flew right over my head Don't you mean the cuckoo's nest? 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Legend said: Groan , yes sorry Jim , that one flew right over my head 8 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: Don't you mean the cuckoo's nest? I wasn't aware that the cuckoo's nest could fly. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Never mind the groan button, we need one of these! Mike. I've had one for a while, used a number of times already Once again, for luck! Edited February 15, 2021 by leopardml2341 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 15, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, leopardml2341 said: I've had one for a while, used a number of times already Once again, for luck! Sometimes, one of these can be useful. 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 When i'm not at work, i push people into canals. It's a barging holiday......... 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I told my brother that being a Mime isn't a proper job and now he's not speaking to me........ 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 16, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 16, 2021 Or perhaps you can’t hear him behind that glass panel... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 2 hours ago, 33C said: I told my brother that being a Mime isn't a proper job and now he's not speaking to me........ He kept that quiet.... 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 16, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: He kept that quiet.... Marceau he did. Mike. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Police Officer: “I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia”.Me: “Wait, I can explain everything!” 1 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 4 1 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Did I ever tell you about the time I broke in to the licorice factory? I ended up in allsorts of trouble... 1 12 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Phil Bullock Posted February 16, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 16, 2021 Went for my daily stroll today ... but there are some nutters around for sure. A van drove past and the occupants threw a bottle of omega 3 fatty acid over me. I was drenched! Called the police who turned out and said I was lucky as I only had super fish oil injuries —- if it had been a bigger jar I might have been krilled!! 1 12 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted February 16, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 16, 2021 19 hours ago, newbryford said: Sometimes, one of these can be useful. Only with pie firmly in hand! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 32 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Only with pie firmly in hand! He said he'll be Bach.... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baby Deltic Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: Reminds me of someone..... 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 A new "LYNX" for farmers......."Attractor"..... 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 17, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 17, 2021 I've never understood why smelling like a wild cat is thought to be a good thing. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Padre Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Or a helicopter . One squadron I worked with in Afghanistan adopted ‘the Lynx effect’ as their own motto... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet. 1 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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