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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted February 13, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, peanuts said: was talking with my fiancee earlier she said not to get her anything for her tomorrow as she isnt getting me anything is this a trap ? 55 minutes ago, Jonboy said: This is the signal for you to run and panic buy something, and then if it’s wrong, ohhh I bought it before our conversation.... She's looking for something more expensive than a bunch of flowers and a box of chocs.... 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Jonboy said: This is the signal for you to run and panic buy something, and then if it’s wrong, ohhh I bought it before our conversation.... Good thinking that man 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, peanuts said: was talking with my fiancee earlier she said not to get her anything for her tomorrow as she isnt getting me anything is this a trap ? That word "fiancee". THAT'S the trap, right there!!! Edited February 13, 2021 by F-UnitMad 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Under hypnosis it was revealed that my wife was a member of an indigenous American tribe in a previous life, she went by the name Four Horses. I thought, that figures, even in her present life she be nag, nag, nag, nag Jim 4 1 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
33C Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 6 hours ago, peanuts said: was talking with my fiancee earlier she said not to get her anything for her tomorrow as she isnt getting me anything is this a trap ? Now you know how Admiral Ackbar feels......... 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry this evening. "You idiot,” I shouted through gritted teeth. 17 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted February 14, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 14, 2021 Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns. Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve. Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea. Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the in politics 2 2 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 15, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Dagworth said: Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns. Psychologists diagnosed a nasty case of deja vu. 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return. Jim 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Legend Posted February 15, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2021 26 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return. Jim I'll be back , Surely Ok yes I know don't call me Shirley 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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