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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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2 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

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The challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to have the machine reassembled and working, in 20 minutes. Thats when the wife will be back from shopping...

 

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1 hour ago, Hroth said:

 

The challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to have the machine reassembled and working, in 20 minutes. Thats when the wife will be back from shopping...

 

20 minutes, to put that back together? More like 20 years and you'll have lots of bits left over. When it 'runs', it will sound like there is a kilogram of nails in it!

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On 02/02/2021 at 14:31, F-UnitMad said:

Shakespeare summed up in one sentence!! :good:

That could have saved us so much grief in English O Level, many years ago!! :rolleyes: :jester:

Who was it used to do Shakespeare in Precis form.? Hamlet; Danish prince sees dead father's ghost, goes mad, kills everyone except Ophelia, who conveniently offs herself after also going mad, and Rosengilderncrantzern, who dies for no explained reason beyond a stupid name.  The End.

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