Geevor Clayton Loco Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 (edited) First the moderators came for the groan button But I did not speak out Because I did not use the groan button Then the moderators came for the sexist jokes But I did not speak out Because I did not tell sexist jokes Then the moderators came for the racist jokes But I did not speak out Because I did not tell racist jokes Then the moderators came for the religious jokes But I did not speak out Because I did not tell religious jokes Now the moderators come for my jokes And there is no one left To speak out for me (I’m not saying racist, sexist or religious jokes are funny, it just went well with the poem) Edited December 20, 2020 by Geevor Clayton Loco makes more sense 14 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Tankerman Posted December 20, 2020 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted December 20, 2020 Too true to be funny? 5 1 1 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 20, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, Tankerman said: Too true to be funny? Here kitties, look what I got you for Xmas! 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just heard on the news that apathy can be an early sign of dementia, but I couldn’t care less... 1 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) With a provocative wink my wife said, “I dreampt you gave me some diamond-encrusted jewellery for Christmas”. I asked her what she thought the dream meant. Coyly, she flirted, “I’ve no idea!” “In that case, I might surprise you then!”, I said. The big day came and she unwrapped her present to reveal a book entitled, “Dreams and Their Meanings”. Edited December 21, 2020 by Sidecar Racer 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just heard on the radio: Which band are worried about the new Covid restrictions? Tier 4 Fears... 1 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said: Just heard on the radio: Which band are worried about the new Covid restrictions? Tier 4 Fears... Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) Edited December 21, 2020 by raymw 3 2 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Ramblin Rich said: Just heard on the radio: Which band are worried about the new Covid restrictions? Tier 4 Fears... Bad Worrrrrld 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 21, 2020 ^ Another case for "bring back the groan button"! I like it! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: Poor things, they've been trekking all day, there's no Zoom at the Inn and yet, their raiment is sooo clean and bright!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 But Hacker is a dog! (CBBC) https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/35361890 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 14:19, Colin_McLeod said: From Facebook: Pretty sure this is either Albany Road or Whitchurch Road in Cardiff. If it's Albany, the photographer lives very close to me! 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Baby Deltic said: You must learn this lesson fast, and learn it well, This ain't no technological breakdown, oh no... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 2 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenrithBeacon Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 2 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post BoD Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2020 A thoughtful husband, fed up with lockdowns, tiers, masks and hand sanitiser, purchased a large world map. He put it up at home in the kitchen, gave his wife a dart and said, “Throw this dart - and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you for a fourteen night holiday in 2021 when this pandemic ends.” It turns out that they can look forward to two weeks behind the fridge! 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenrithBeacon Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Quite so 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2020 "So, there's the monkey, giraffe and the ..... "Then, said the zookeeper, wait for the paint to dry!..." Fell off my chair with that one..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post Jamiel Posted December 21, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2020 I thought that I would share something that happened to me today. My partner wrote on the shopping list ‘ISOG CRUMBLY CHEESE’. I would scan it to prove it, but when I eventually bought the cheese I scribbled it out. I checked with my daughter, who also said ‘ISOG CRUMBLY CHEESE’ was on the list. What the heck is Isog Cheese? Where is Isog? Is it county or region I am unaware of? Is it an EU protected product? Is it a vegan cheese? It turns out that crumbly cheese is the only thing on list that gets a weight - 150G (grams). I also turned 56 this week, so it might just be the first sign of senility. 5 3 4 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 For the homesick, ex-pats, or those stuck in unfortunate places? Allegedly genuine. No doubt RMWeb inmates could suggest a few more special editions? https://www.mybaggage.com/shipping/air/ Quote NEW – Fresh Bottled British Air We are offering Brits living overseas the chance to buy authentic air from the UK to remind them of home. The new bottled air delivery service now available means Britons living across the globe can buy premium fresh air for all UK home nations. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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