RMweb Gold Nick C Posted December 8, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 8, 2020 A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of a joke? " 3 2 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted December 8, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Hroth said: Wait until we're past Christmas Day, there should be plenty of jokes available by then. Crackers, I know... Here already https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/dec/08/dominic-cummings-gag-voted-christmas-cracker-joke-of-the-year Personally, I think no. 1 is a bit lame. 5 & 7 better 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 1 hour ago, jbqfc said: From the Spice Mines of Kessel! Jim 2 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Compound2632 said: A priest, a rabbi, and an imam went into a pub (for a Scotch Egg of course). What jokes they exchanged about the laity I leave to your own imagination. That would be an ecumenical matter. 3 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: Here already https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/dec/08/dominic-cummings-gag-voted-christmas-cracker-joke-of-the-year Personally, I think no. 1 is a bit lame. 5 & 7 better I like number 8. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 8, 2020 Q: Alexa, open the pod bay doors A: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that: I’m not HAL and we’re not in space. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 8, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Compound2632 said: A priest, a rabbi, and an imam went into a pub (for a Scotch Egg of course). What jokes they exchanged about the laity I leave to your own imagination. Of course, the rabbi and the imam would leave their Scotch Eggs to one side and the curate would scoff the lot... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted December 8, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 8, 2020 8 hours ago, LimboBrit said: Can we have a definition of race please. Genetically there is no such thing so "race" is defined by the rules of the powers that be. What about "race" as in "ball race"? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Mill race? Tidal race?? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 I see the religious jokes are still here. Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peanuts Posted December 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2020 ok hopefully this is allowed ? Being very religious the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him. St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate. After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple". "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" 3 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, peanuts said: ok hopefully this is allowed ? Funny as it was, technically not, you even mentioned "the word" in the first line. Mike. Edited December 9, 2020 by Enterprisingwestern 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted December 9, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 A sexist joke, a racist joke and a religious joke walked into the forum. "Your barred" said the moderator. 3 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Budgie said: What about "race" as in "ball race"? 8 hours ago, Ruffnut Thorston said: Mill race? Tidal race?? Foot race? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 Sexist. Mike. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) I attribute it all to the 'lockdown effect' {sic}........ Edited December 9, 2020 by leopardml2341 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 9, 2020 William Shakespeare walked into a bar. He was asked to leave and questioned why. To which the Landlord replied: "You're Bard" 2 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators AY Mod Posted December 9, 2020 Administrators Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: A sexist joke, a racist joke and a religious joke walked into the forum. "Your barred" said the moderator. If you can still access the topic you've survived my latest cull. 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 A priest, a rabbet and an imam walked into a bar. The rabbet says "I am in the wrong joint". 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: A sexist joke, a racist joke and a religious joke walked into the forum. "Your barred" said the moderator. "You're barred" said the grammar nazi. 3 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Budgie said: What about "race" as in "ball race"? Isn't that a tom cat being chased by a vet? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) Whilst we're on the subject of Shakespeare..... 2B OR NOT 2B is the question; asked Shakespeare? FF is the answer said the computer programmer Edited December 9, 2020 by leopardml2341 5 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: 2B OR NOT 2B is the question; asked Shakespeare as he rummaged through his pencil case.... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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