The Forum Jokes Thread

[jcredfer]

19 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said:

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Think Mole Valley Farmers, think AUZ / NZ .....

 

Julian

 

[PhilJ W]

[PhilJ W]

[PhilJ W]

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[PhilJ W]

[newbryford]

2 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said:

 

For UK change "Bunnings" to " B&Q"

 

Buzz Killington mode on.

 

Bunnings did own Homebase for a short time.............

 

Bought for many 100Ms of $, sold for £1.

Edited November 24, 2020 by newbryford

[kevinlms]

9 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said:

 

For UK change "Bunnings" to " B&Q"

What's the problem, you had Bunnings for a while  until you threw them out!

[Hroth]

1 hour ago, kevinlms said:

What's the problem, you had Bunnings for a while  until you threw them out!

 

I had to look up "Bunnings" as they never made an impact on the public consciousness, and Homebase remained Homebase throughout their tenure as owner.

[Budgie]

4 hours ago, kevinlms said:

What's the problem, you had Bunnings for a while  until you threw them out!

 

We didn't throw them out; they left of their own free will. Bunnings thought d-i-y in the UK was the same as in Oz. Big mistake, resulting in big loss of money. 

[PhilJ W]

Our local Homebase did become Bunnings for a while. Before Bunnings took over there was talk of it closing down.

[Obi-Jiff Kenobi]

These last few jokes haven't made me laugh...

[rocor]

32 minutes ago, PhilJ W said:

Our local Homebase did become Bunnings for a while. Before Bunnings took over there was talk of it closing down.

 

So once it was easy to get to Homebase, but then only Bunnings was on offer, now Homebase is available again. 

[steve1]

13 hours ago, newbryford said:

 

Buzz Killington mode on.

 

Bunnings did own Homebase for a short time.............

 

Bought for many 100Ms of $, sold for £1.

 

Who's Buzz Killington?

 

steve

[Budgie]

5 minutes ago, steve1 said:

 

Who's Buzz Killington?

 

steve

https://familyguyfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Buzz_Killington

[kevinlms]

Paddy and his wife are kept awake every night by neighbours non stop barking dog.

 

 

She wakes up at 2.00 one morning, nudges Paddy awake and says

“For God’s sake go next door and shut that dog up”.

 

 

So Paddy goes off, and comes back 10 minutes later and gets back into bed with the sound of the dog barking louder than ever. “Paddy, what on earth have you been doing?” she demands.

 

 

“I brought the dog into our garden and tied him up”.

 

 

“You did what? Why?”.

 

 

 

 

“Let’s see how they like it”.

[Pacific231G]

9 minutes ago, kevinlms said:

Paddy and his wife are kept awake every night by neighbours non stop barking dog.

 

 

She wakes up at 2.00 one morning, nudges Paddy awake and says

“For God’s sake go next door and shut that dog up”.

 

 

So Paddy goes off, and comes back 10 minutes later and gets back into bed with the sound of the dog barking louder than ever. “Paddy, what on earth have you been doing?” she demands.

 

 

“I brought the dog into our garden and tied him up”.

 

 

“You did what? Why?”.

 

 

 

 

“Let’s see how they like it”.

Any reason why you chose that particular name  Kevin ?

 

Edited November 24, 2020 by Pacific231G

[Enterprisingwestern]

4 hours ago, Pacific231G said:

Any reason why you chose that particular name  Kevin ?

 

 

IMHO a joke is a joke, and stereotyping helps it along.

 

Mike.

[Steamport Southport]

Irish stereotypes? Okay then.

 

 

I honestly thought this was a spoof.....

[Sidecar Racer]

[PhilJ W]

[F-UnitMad]

Best 'dirt graffiti' I ever saw on the back of a van was "Danger - Prat in Transit".

 

[PhilJ W]

[PhilJ W]

[APOLLO]

No names (But I bet one is Paddy & the other Mick) !!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Brit15