RMweb Gold Hroth Posted October 25, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Budgie said: The answer to that one is simple. Stop the clock, wait for an hour, then restart it. This is so, but the clock is temperamental, once stopped, it may take up to a day to get it started again... The other option is to wind the hands around the dial 23 times, pausing each quarter to let it strike. My longcase clock is not the only one needing individual attention, the mantle clocks can be stopped with impunity! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJPearson Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 13 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: Meanwhile, the Government has a vacancy for anyone with basic English Comprehension and Spelling, to write out it's notices. Oh the irony. ...write out its notices. 1 4 1 6 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, MartynJPearson said: Oh the irony. ...write out its notices. D'oh!! Good job I didn't apply for the vacancy..... 2 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 25, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: D'oh!! Good job I didn't apply for the vacancy..... Why not? You seem ideally qualified. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocor Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 A lawyer is representing a client in court on a charge of indecent exposure. He faces the jury, and states, “ I am going to prove to you, that the allegations against my client will not stand up in this courtroom”. At which point his client makes an angry outburst from the dock, saying, “If I can make it stand up on a cold winter’s day in the park, I can certainly make it stand up here”. 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted October 25, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted October 25, 2020 The worst time to have a heart attack is when you are playing charades. 2 3 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peanuts Posted October 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2020 BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately. 1 1 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Did you know that Elton John actually harboured a secret desire to be a restaurant critic? He even made reference to it in that song which starts "Good pie, enormous cheese." He also sang a song about bodily hair removal - "Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight." Groan Factor 3, Mr Checkov 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 No political bias so they get one each. 2 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted October 26, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 26, 2020 6 hours ago, peanuts said: BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately. Once they had been dug out of the mud.... Andi 3 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Toto joke for those that don't know. 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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johnarcher Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 24/10/2020 at 21:27, F-UnitMad said: Meanwhile, the Government has a vacancy for anyone with basic English Comprehension and Spelling, to write out it's notices. I presume you mean its, rather than it's (=it is)? As we're being fussy. 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Breaking News just in: The Liverpool manager has quit and he and his whole family are off back to Germany. Yes - The klopp's went back this weekend! Get that groan button pressed!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Alex TM Posted October 26, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2020 Hi Jim, Happy to oblige with the 'groan' button. Even by your standards that was awful; mind you, I'm about to share it with my wife (a Scouser). Regards, Alex. 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 26, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Alex TM said: Hi Jim, Happy to oblige with the 'groan' button. Even by your standards that was awful; mind you, I'm about to share it with my wife (a Scouser). Regards, Alex. A "question mark" button would be nice as both posts are absolutely meaningless to me. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 26, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2020 16 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: A "question mark" button would be nice as both posts are absolutely meaningless to me. Jurgen Klopp is the current Liverpool manager. Here in the UK this last weekend the clocks were adjusted back one hour. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 26, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2020 Our clocks get kicked back this coming Sunday morning at 0200. Me, I reset them before I go to bed. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 5 hours ago, johnarcher said: I presume you mean its, rather than it's (=it is)? As we're being fussy. If you are, I've already been pulled up about it, as well.... if you'd read the rest of the thread. 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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