jcredfer Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 39 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: This yarn has been doing the rounds for a long time, think we can class it as a Rural Myth, although I bet some have thought about it. Come to think of it, if it really was a rural pub, out in the middle of nowhere, chances are the local Bobby would have been propping up the bar with the rest of them! Yep, he was..... ..... and if by any chance he left before 22.00, it was wise to leave for home. too! Julian PS. Just to equal the equation, he was also known to turf out those who didn't know how to behave, including drivers consuming more than reasonable quantities being asked for the keys. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 29, 2020 18 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Someone please explain this... Just imagine this crossed with the Gloucester Old Spot 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Or wooly sausages and skin-tight clothing? I'm used to the odd bristle in a packet but I dread to think what the outcome would be of using this pig to make Pork Scratchings. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2020 I wonder if they can be sheared like a sheep. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Pork Scratchings aka Porcine Psoriasis steve 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) On 28/09/2020 at 07:17, Baby Deltic said: Possibly drawn by a US German artist, note where the driver of the Beetle is sitting! Edited September 29, 2020 by J. S. Bach 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Buhar Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, J. S. Bach said: Possibly drawn by a US German artist, note where the driver of the Beetle is sitting! US. Mark Parisi. He should have known better. Alan 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Buhar said: US. Mark Parisi. He should have known better. Alan Hmmm, I had second thoughts that it might have been a German artist as the Beetle and the Beatles! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted September 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 29, 2020 There was one in the original photo ' 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 These were almost better! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, leopardml2341 said: Why would you like a company that has Herpes Delivering. Sorry I am lisdexic. (I really am). 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 5 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: Possibly drawn by a US German artist, note where the driver of the Beetle is sitting! American. Here is his original version. 4 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted September 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 30, 2020 11 hours ago, PhilJ W said: I wonder if they can be sheared like a sheep. If they can't I bet the pork scratchings taste a bit funny. Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, 4109 said: The other lot 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted September 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 30, 2020 Its back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0JTta67aUE 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 55 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Its back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0JTta67aUE I must be getting old. Apart from Boris & Trump I hardly recognised any other characters Maybe I don't watch enough TV. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 3 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: I must be getting old. Apart from Boris & Trump I hardly recognised any other characters Maybe I don't watch enough TV. That was what my comment "The Who" was about rather than a dig at the party. I've been watching the politics quite a bit recently and I know the major Conservatives and a few others such as Kier Starmer and Ed Davey. And it pops up on the subtitle "Shadow Chancellor" or "Shadow Education" and I haven't got a clue who they are. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted October 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) Since I usually hear news on the radio and don't pay too much attention to the picture at the top of an online news story there are hardly any current politicians I'd actually recognise even though I know who they are. I wouldn't recognise Kier Starmer for example. Edited October 1, 2020 by Reorte 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted October 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Reorte said: Since I usually hear news on the radio and don't pay too much attention to the picture at the top of an online news story there are hardly any current politicians I'd actually recognise even though I know who they are. I wouldn't recognise Kier Starmer for example. Neither does anybody else. Mike. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 1, 2020 This is the joke thread and we are discussing politicians. Oh hang on.... 1 3 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post Sidecar Racer Posted October 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) Old couple in heaven. The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’ The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’ The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. ‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled the old man. ‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’ Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. ‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’ The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. ‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked. That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’ The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’ ‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer. ‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’ ‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’ The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your effing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!! Edited October 1, 2020 by Sidecar Racer 1 31 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Old couple in heaven. The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’ The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’ The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.. ‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled the old man. ‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’ Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. ‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’ The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. ‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked. That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’ The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’ ‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer. ‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’ ‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’ The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your effing bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!! I’m stealing that one for when I have to do an after dinner speech! 5 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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