RMweb Gold ian Posted August 14, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, simontaylor484 said: Dick Turpin 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, simontaylor484 said: Dick Turpin Hannibal Lecter? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peanuts Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 5 hours ago, simontaylor484 said: Dick Turpin what was the first thing Dick Turpin said after riding non stop from london to york "whoooooa" 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Alex TM Posted August 14, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: What's truly frightening is that I am currently working with some folk who have this attitude to COVID-19 risk assessments for real ..... 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CameronL Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Not only was Beethoven deaf; he was also an alcoholic. Which of course led to that famous saying: "Take it easy, Mr Beethoven, that was your fifth!" 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, CameronL said: Not only was Beethoven deaf; he was also an alcoholic. Which of course led to that famous saying: "Take it easy, Mr Beethoven, that was your fifth!" And then, after he slumped onto the bar floor, blocking the doorway, the landlord shouted the immortal line ... Roll over Beethoven! As re-used by Chuck Berry. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 "Diggin' the rhythm and booze." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 My grandad used to always say, "As one door closes, another one opens." Very wise man, terrible cabinet maker! 2 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted August 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 hours ago, CameronL said: Not only was Beethoven deaf; he was also an alcoholic. Which of course led to that famous saying: "Take it easy, Mr Beethoven, that was your fifth!" By the time he got to his ninth he was singing loudly. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 And flat on his Bach. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, BoD said: By the time he got to his ninth he was singing loudly. Completely Brahms and Liszt. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted August 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, BoD said: By the time he got to his ninth he was singing loudly. But like Schubert, he left his last one unfinished! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MartynJPearson Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Binky said: My grandad used to always say, "As one door closes, another one opens." Very wise man, terrible cabinet maker! Wonder if he had the same woodwork teacher as me. He taught me that whenever I had finished with a plane, I should put it down on its side. Knackered my chances of becoming a pilot. 2 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Oh dear. Just looked through a few emails and this joke was on the Kernow one. Quote James' joke of the week... What do you call a bear with no ears? A B! 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 32 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Oh dear. Just looked through a few emails and this joke was on the Kernow one. Is the answer not, anything you like, he cant hear you? Jim 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted August 15, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted August 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Binky said: My grandad used to always say, "As one door closes, another one opens." Or according to the pessimist "As one door closes, another one shuts." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted August 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: 'and zis time, it's Parsifal'. (I know that's Wagner, cut me some slack, guys...) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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