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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Best eighty quid he's ever spent. Mike. He thinks so, and he didn’t really spend it since he was never really in possession of it anyway; basically 2 free major drinking bouts and a missus as a bonus... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 30, 2020 This is a picture released by Derbyshire police , they want the help of the public to find them in respect of racist attack.. Yes they have blanked the faces to protect the suspects Identities. . . 1 3 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simontaylor484 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, TheQ said: This is a picture released by Derbyshire police , they want the help of the public to find them in respect of racist attack.. Yes they have blanked the faces to protect the suspects Identities. . . You couldn't write it 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, simontaylor484 said: You couldn't write it Police said: “There are strict laws around identifying any child or young person – either as a witness, victim or perpetrator – and as a force we have to abide by this legislation. “In this case, with Chapel being such a small town, the clothing being so distinctive and the alleged crime serious, it was believed that they would be able to be identified.” Since the appeal was put out, the people in the CCTV footage have been successfully identified and investigations are ongoing. 4 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Glad the low life racists have been caught. steve 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: I've heard of something similar happening for real - a large company hired a penetration tester to check on their security. The testing company went through everything and made their report highlighting some major issues, which, in order to prove their point, they left on the client's CEO's desk... 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 30, 2020 53 minutes ago, Nick C said: I've heard of something similar happening for real - a large company hired a penetration tester to check on their security. The testing company went through everything and made their report highlighting some major issues, which, in order to prove their point, they left on the client's CEO's desk... My late father was attached to the British Military Mission in Pretoria, 1942-45 as a Royal Signals WO2. He had previously been in the Intelligence Corps as an instructor at a Commando training centre. Their main task was liason with the South African Defence Force and counter espionage (there was strong anti-British sentiment in S.A. during WW2). They were asked/ordered to advise on security at General Smuts' HQ, and duly reported that his office and safe were insecure. Smuts replied that it was perfectly secure. The next morning he was phoned up and asked to check the safe, which was found to contain a parcel labelled "BOMB" (courtesy of Dad and a companion). Smuts duly accepted further advice on security. 3 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 30, 2020 Makes you wonder? 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rocor Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Maybe the hippos have got this covered. https://twitter.com/styrogirls/status/948080912264175616/photo/2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Alex TM Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, PenrithBeacon said: Absolutely anything but surprised by this! 2 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted July 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Alex TM said: Absolutely anything but surprised by this! At the height of our big Tesco's social distancing efforts - managed admission, one way system, single managed queue for the tills, etc., all well and good - a couple of the younger staff could usually be seen happily chatting away next to each other, holding their "keep apart 2 m" lollipop signs... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, jbqfc said: Really?? 2 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Hippos don't do triathlons. They just want to dance.... 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, jbqfc said: An angry one is also faster in the water, than fast paddled canoes, too..... fortunately, I am still able to advise that the shallow bits between small islets across rapids slow them down to less than a speeding canoe!! A few years later, relating the events in a conversation with a, SA, Reserve Park guide, produced the response "You paddled down the Zambezi in a f***ing WHAT!! You've completely lost your f****ing marbles!!" But, then, I had already worked that out..... {Just to put his comment in perspective, this was a highly educated biologist involved in one of the big conservation projects in SA and was the only time he used a profanity in4 days.} Julian Edited July 30, 2020 by jcredfer 6 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Reorte Posted July 31, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) The one a couple of posts up reminds me of a sign outside a local cafe - "Free coffee, topless staff, false advertising." I suggested they get a big fat bloke in they could use to legitimately claim the "topless staff" part. edit: I didn't volunteer myself however! Edited July 31, 2020 by Reorte 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted July 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 31, 2020 Hippos not funny anymore? 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 The classic wishing well sketch. https://dai.ly/x4bg4m 3 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: Good job he didn't wish for one that could reach the floor.... so his legs went missing. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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