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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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19 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

Technically the missing question mark is the joke in my mind. It becomes a statement rather than a question.

There are others on the same lines that do not work when written down.

Two sailors scrubbing the deck of a ship.

One says where's the soap and the other replies Aye it does.

 

A notice in a Zoo bears the words:- Beware the camel spits.    And he was.

 

Coat on and running.

Bernard

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5 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

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It gets worse, Fleetwood Macinvited the staff of the Fleetwood Macdonalds to a concert....

https://www.nme.com/news/music/fleetwood-mcdonalds-workers-meet-fleetwood-mac-after-stevie-nicks-campaign-goes-viral-2511299

 

 

Just imagine being addicted to Big Macs and extruded Fries.

 

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1 hour ago, Hroth said:

 

It gets worse, Fleetwood Macinvited the staff of the Fleetwood Macdonalds to a concert....

https://www.nme.com/news/music/fleetwood-mcdonalds-workers-meet-fleetwood-mac-after-stevie-nicks-campaign-goes-viral-2511299

 

 

Just imagine being addicted to Big Macs and extruded Fries.

 

Is it just me or does that picture look like the members of the band have been added by something like photoshop? Just look around Mike Campbell's (the guy in the yellow jacket) hat. Doesn't look quite right somehow.

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7 hours ago, Hroth said:

 

It gets worse, Fleetwood Macinvited the staff of the Fleetwood Macdonalds to a concert....

https://www.nme.com/news/music/fleetwood-mcdonalds-workers-meet-fleetwood-mac-after-stevie-nicks-campaign-goes-viral-2511299

 

 

Just imagine being addicted to Big Macs and extruded Fries.

 

 

I would really rather not, even imagine anything so repulsive, thanks all the same.   :bo_mini:

 

Julian

 

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