Baby Deltic Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: They've been dogged with cat flow problems now for a while. 1 1 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Are they open? My poodle needs a trim. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Are they open? My poodle needs a trim. Doubt it, they've gone to the wool.... 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 46 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Are they open? My poodle needs a trim. I would offer some advice, but sadly Specsavers are closed for the moment..... Julian 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 50 minutes ago, jcredfer said: I would offer some advice, but sadly Specsavers are closed for the moment..... Julian He could always drive it to Barnard Castle. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 58 minutes ago, jcredfer said: I would offer some advice, but sadly Specsavers are closed for the moment..... Julian I would like to point out that Specsavers reopened on the 1st of June..... https://www.facebook.com/Specsavers Jason 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: I would like to point out that Specsavers reopened on the 1st of June..... https://www.facebook.com/Specsavers Apparently too late for the Barnard Castle riverside branch... Julian 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mountain Goat Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Two men were on opposite sides of a river. First man shouts "I need you to help me get to the other side". Second man replies "But you are on the other side!" 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. (If she is fit and going from town to town Virgin Voyager) Two nuns were cycling along the side streets and alleys of the old town to avoid rush hour traffic. "I've never come this way before" said one. "Oh that'll be the cobbles" said the other. Jim 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. (If she is fit and going from town to town Virgin Voyager) Two nuns were cycling along the side streets and alleys of the old town to avoid rush hour traffic. "I've never come this way before" said one. "Oh that'll be the cobbles" said the other. Jim Candles out girls ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2020 42 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Two nuns were cycling along the side streets and alleys of the old town to avoid rush hour traffic. "I've never come this way before" said one. "Oh that'll be the cobbles" said the other. Now that might just qualify for the oldest joke! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 29 minutes ago, iands said: Now that might just qualify for the oldest joke! We’re having nun of it. 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: We’re having nun of it. Some people are in the habit of repeating them. 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 two nuns sneaking back into the convent, after curfew, climbing over the wall. One says - " I feel like a Royal Marine", the other responds, "So do I, but where can we find one this time of night?" 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 hour ago, iands said: Now that might just qualify for the oldest joke! Bicycles haven't been around THAT long! Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him! Must be a much older joke! 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium iands Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2020 19 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Where do you find a dog with no legs? Just like the "deer" jokes, i.e. "what do you call a deer with no eyes?- No idea "what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium newbryford Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2020 My dog has no legs. He's called Woodbine. Every night I take him out for a drag. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: Hi Jason, Variation of a theme. Gibbo. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 6 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. (If she is fit and going from town to town Virgin Voyager) Two nuns were cycling along the side streets and alleys of the old town to avoid rush hour traffic. "I've never come this way before" said one. "Oh that'll be the cobbles" said the other. Jim Speaking of which. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: Candles out girls ! Can't imagine why they lit them... Julian 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted June 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 9, 2020 A topical tradesmans joke. "I hope Screwfix opens soon" "Whys that?" I'm running out of pencils". 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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