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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted May 8, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Buhar said: Yes, round here there's a firm that does this called WC in Fields. Alan When they had the Dagenham Town Show the portaloo's were supplied by a company called Cox Cabins. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 A bloke knocked on my door and asked if I could make a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 I used to teach English in Germany The first day I taught them everything beginning with A The second day everything beginning with B D day was a bit tricky.... 1 9 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Its a genuine registration, according to the DLVA its a MAN. And here another from the same company: 5 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) There have been several Essex fire appliances with POO, LOO and DOO number plate prefixes over the years. Or is it DOO POO LOO? Edited May 8, 2020 by Baby Deltic 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allegheny1600 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 BREAKING: A lorry carrying a consignment of omega-3 capsules has overturned due to high winds. A spokesperson said the driver will be fine. He's just suffered a few super fish oil injuries. 4 10 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted May 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 9, 2020 22 minutes ago, Allegheny1600 said: BREAKING: A lorry carrying a consignment of omega-3 capsules has overturned due to high winds. A spokesperson said the driver will be fine. He's just suffered a few super fish oil injuries. If anyone offers you Omega-3 capsules that have 'fallen off the back of a lorry' be careful because he might be a slippery character. 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 A few years back I knew a girl who was very beautiful. Not only that, she was incredibly intelligent, any subject and her brain was absolutely lightening fast, she would respond before the other person had finished their sentence. She even got the highest Mastermind score, ever, she was so fast to answer. She was wonderful just to be with, but..... ... she was so fast, it was a mistake to undress t' mate her... Julian 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) Kate was a very pretty blond 6th form lassie, intelligent, with an irrepressible gurgling laugh. The Teacher was stood in front of the A-level Anatomy class and wrote the numbers - 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) down the side of the board. He turned to face the class and said, "there are 5 functions of the respiratory System - Kate, give me one?"..... To which she smiled, wickedly, and asked, " What, here? Now?"................. The class simply dissolved into gales of uncontrolled laughter, rolling about on their seats..... ......................... end of lesson - gone - finished!! J Sadly, also..... very true! Edited May 9, 2020 by jcredfer typing error 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, jcredfer said: Kate was a very pretty blond 6th form lassie, intelligent, with an irrepressible gurgling laugh. The Teacher was stood in front of the A-level Anatomy class and wrote the numbers - 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) down the side of the board. He turned to face the class and said, "there are 5 functions of the respiratory System - Kate, give me one?"..... To which she smiled, wickedly, and asked, " What, here? Now?"................. The class simply dissolved into gales of uncontrolled laughter, rolling about on their seats..... ......................... end of lesson - gone - finished!! J Sadly, also..... very true! In a similar vein. I met a girl in a pub once and she asked me if I knew any double entendres, so I took her up the back passage and gave her one. Mike. 2 1 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 9, 2020 - Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! - After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason. - 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Our squirrels to a T. You feed tree Rats??? Ahh, of course, to fatten them up, so they are too slow to get away from our indigenous foxes. Brilliant plan, well done. More room for our Native Red Squirrels... Julian 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted May 9, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 9, 2020 Eskimo walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter :"what's on the menu?" Waiter replies:"Hot whale meat, cold whale meat or a Vera Lynne". "What's a Vera Lynne?". "Whale meat again." 5 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 minute ago, peanuts said: tune in for today's briefing Hi Penuts, Here is the antidote to such nonsense: Gibbo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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