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F-UnitMad Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 31 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: You’ve probably realised I have a lot of time on my hands just lately. Need to do some housework really but sitting posting jokes and memes is more fun. Oh we worked that out alright. We haven't complained though because occasionally some of the jokes you post are actually funny, so they're worth waiting for. 1 6 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PannierTanker14 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) Here’s a joke I made it does however require knowledge of both Southern region tank engines and Dinosaurs. Edited May 5, 2020 by PannierTanker14 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baby Deltic Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 "A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed." 4 1 3 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Anyone see the irony of the release date for "Last of us II", a much anticipated Playstation game based around the aftermath of a very nasty killer virus ravaging the world, being delayed due to a real very nasty killer virus ravaging the world? Jim 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 Paddy goes for a walk and reaches a river where he sees his mate Mick on the opposite bank. Paddy shouts "How do I get to the other side?" Mick Replies "You are on the other side." "Ahh! That's alright then" 1 1 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2020 *cough* That joke was by a comedy genius called Dave Allen..... A man walks up to the pub and is about to go into it when the nun starts shouting. "BEFORE YOU ENTER THIS DEN OF SIN, THINK OF YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER!" He said back to the nun. "They're dead, they're dead and in heaven" The nun went for a different tack and said. "Think then! Think of the damage the alcohol will do to your brain!" "What? Whatever are ye talking about? Have you ever had a drink?" And the nun said no. "Well how the hell can you stand there and talk about the damage the alcohol is gonna do to your brain if ye never had it? I tell ye what, I'll go in there, buy ye a drink, take it out here, you can try it and if you don't like THEN ye can talk about it. But don't talk about things ye've never experienced. What will ye have?" And the nun says. "I don't know, what do ladies drink?" "Gin" and she says "Alright I'll have a gin. But get it in a cup so nobody will notice." The fella goes into the bar and says to the barman "Get us a pint of beer and a double gin in a cup." The barman replies "Ah fer christ's sake is that bloody nun out there again?" 1 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted May 6, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: *cough* That joke was by a comedy genius called Dave Allen..... It was the way he told them! 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 32 minutes ago, Chris116 said: It was the way he told them! Nope. That was Frank Carson..... 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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