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Damo666 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) [Mods: @AY ModHope the traditional Irish word 'feck' is permitted, it's a protected term under the European Native Languages Protection Directive and means 'I don't believe it'. If you feel the word is inappropriate below then please change it to 'Darn', although this is considered American political correctness.] The Mule Paddy & Mick saw an ad in the local Dublin Daily Newspaper and bought a mule for €100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Paddy & Mick replied, "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with an old dead mule?" Paddy said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Mick said, "Well shore we can! Feck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Paddy & Mick at the local market and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Mick said, "Ya know, we sold 500 tickets fer two Euros apiece and made a profit of €898!" The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Paddy said, "Well, the feller who won got a bit upset. So we gave him his two Euros back." Edited April 30, 2020 by Damo666 1 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted April 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, Damo666 said: [Mods: @AY ModHope the traditional Irish word 'feck' is permitted, it's a protected term under the European Native Languages Protection Directive and means 'I don't believe it'. If you feel the word is inappropriate below then please change it to 'Darn', although this is considered American political correctness.] So there were twice as many as I thought in that episode of Father Ted with Richard Wilson? 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted April 30, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Damo666 said: [Mods: @AY ModHope the traditional Irish word 'feck' is permitted, it's a protected term under the European Native Languages Protection Directive and means 'I don't believe it'. If you feel the word is inappropriate below then please change it to 'Darn', although this is considered American political correctness.] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feck 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Feckitty feckitty feck feck feck 4 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post tomparryharry Posted April 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2020 We were talking about ghost stories on the other Wheeltappers thread. This one is a bit O/T, but I thought I'd put this in. When Mrs Smith & I got together, we rented a top-floor flat in Pontypridd. Everything was great. After about a month, we found that we had a poltergeist, who was also a Kleptomaniac. Money would disappear from my wallet, and a little while later, re-appear in her purse. Now, several house moves, and 30+ years of marriage, we still have the poltergeist..... 1 1 16 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo666 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feck Yeah. I knew that, but I was hoping that the Mods didn't, in case they thought I was trying to get past any censorship and I was trying to say the word 'fuc..... Oops, there now, you nearly made me say it. Edited April 30, 2020 by Damo666 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted April 30, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 30, 2020 In Co. Louth. Where the Termonfeckers live. 15 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leopardml2341 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 21 hours ago, newbryford said: Ta to my mate Arf for this one. You just spoiled my Christmas..... 1 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Damo666 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Geraldine O’Reilly goes up to Father Murphy after his Sunday morning mass, and she's in tears. He says, 'So what's bothering you, Geraldine my dear?' She says, 'Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.' The priest says, 'Oh, Geraldine, that's terrible. Tell me, Geraldine, did he have any last requests?' She says, 'That he did, Father.' The priest says, 'What did he ask, Geraldine?' She says, 'He said, Please Geraldine, put down that damn gun.......' 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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