Baby Deltic Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 3 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 I actually like Donald Trump, but I still couldn't resist this: 5 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said: I actually like Donald Trump, but I still couldn't resist this: Hi Mr Deltic, That has to be the only Trump joke that I have seen or read that does not involve or rely upon Trump Derangement Syndrome. Yes folks there really is such as thing ! Gibbo. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Mr Deltic, That has to be the only Trump joke that I have seen or read that does not involve or rely upon Trump Derangement Syndrome. Yes folks there really is such as thing ! Gibbo. Well the Mainstream Media says 'Orange Man Bad' so he must be. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Baby Deltic said: Well the Mainstream Media says 'Orange Man Bad' so he must be. I like the fact that Trump's uncle, MIT Professor John Trump, researched Nikola Tesla's papers in 1943 after his death in New York. I do wonder about what they found. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: I like the fact that Trump's uncle, MIT Professor John Trump, researched Nikola Tesla's papers in 1943 after his death in New York. I do wonder about what they found. We'll continue with P.M.'s don't want to clutter the jokes thread. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted April 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 29, 2020 A true story... Our foundry nightshift had a supervisory staff, about 8-10 men. There were foremen, chargehands, fitters, electricians, etc. They were from all walks of life & previous work experience. Some were miners, bus drivers, insurance salesmen, milkmen. In fact, almost everywhere. Our 12-hour nightshift had a longer break, about 1:30 in the morning, and most of the artisan staff would congregate in the messroom. As usual, it was a social gathering, and we got on to being in previous jobs. Some were (as I said) ex-miners, 2 were ex-milkmen, one or two were ex-military, and one was an insurance salesman. "What did you used to do, Smithy?" "Well, a few years ago, I used to work as a handyman in the strip clubs in Soho". Everyone turned to me.: I had their absolute attention... "Wow! What did you do? "Well, it wasn't serious, change lightbulbs, keep the buildings up to scratch, that sort of thing" "Soho! Strip clubs! What about the women, what about the strippers? What did you see?" "Yes, there were lots of women about, and yes, you got a good eyeful." Bl**dy hell, you lucky sod! Why did you pack it in?" "It was money in the end, the money was terrible". "Really?" "Yes, it was £35 a week. The trouble was, I couldn't afford to pay them £35 a week..... 6 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Damo666 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Due to a bizarre coincidence, three secret agents met in a bar somewhere during the 70's. One from the CIA, the other from the Mossad and the third from KGB. They were all in the market for a microfilm. The seller set them a challenge, rather than let money do the talking he tasked them to catch a rabbit. The one with the biggest rabbit would win. They all went on their way. An hour later, the CIA agent returned with a six pound rabbit. Feeling confident, he stood in shock and awe when he saw the Mossad agent return with a rabbit weighing in at a whopping 8 pound! The KGB agent however was nowhere to be found. So after another 20 minutes they decided to go look for him. After a short search they found him, attempting to drown a horse while yelling "Just admit you're a rabbit, and it'll be all over very soon!" 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Damo666 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Ok, I'm kinda scared now as to why someone finds this 'Informative'! What is their background? Is Railway modelling just a cover? What skills have I inadvertently suggested to them? Do they know my address? 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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APOLLO Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) removed by Op not appropriate Edited April 29, 2020 by APOLLO 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordon s Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 A little gentle humour..... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post gordon s Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2020 ...and a few more... 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickon Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said: Ulster ?!?! I don't think that there is a Loch Down in either Scotland or Ireland. There is however a Loch Doon in Scotland and an 8.5% Loch Down 'Scotch' ale brewed by the Arcadia Brewing Co. in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Edited April 29, 2020 by Dickon just found Loch Doon on google maps 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dickon said: I don't think that there is a Loch Down in either Scotland or Ireland. There is however an 8.5% 'Scotch' ale brewed by the Arcadia Brewing Co. in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Brilliant name up for grabs for a Scottish branch line layout though!! 5 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: Brilliant name up for grabs for a Scottish branch line layout though!! Already taken: https://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/153109-loch-doon-or-lockford-down/&do=findComment&comment=3905939 However 'loch' is not pronounced 'lock'. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dickon said: I don't think that there is a Loch Down in either Scotland or Ireland. There is however a Loch Doon in Scotland and an 8.5% Loch Down 'Scotch' ale brewed by the Arcadia Brewing Co. in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I've got a girl there! Edited April 29, 2020 by Osgood 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post newbryford Posted April 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2020 Ta to my mate Arf for this one. 5 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, pH said: However 'loch' is not pronounced 'lock'. Enough people do, though. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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