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RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted March 31, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 31, 2020 This self isolation at home is killing me. The DVD player and the radio are constantly arguing. It's as though they are on different wavelengths..... 2 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 You know, I've had the nagging feeling that we've been through something like this before. Then I found the photo evidence. How time flies, and how quickly people forget. Swine Flu, 2009. Poor old piglet. 1 3 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billbedford Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, PhilJ W said: But choose vegans -- they are closer to being grass fed. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post gordon s Posted April 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2020 Probably posted before, but makes me chuckle..... 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio: 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.' 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??' 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.' 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ' 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.' 2 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted April 1, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 1, 2020 Gordon those gave me a good laugh. Thanks, and keep safe. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Your missing "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey ..." If you want a double-entendre, I'll give you one. Jim 2 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 33 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Your missing "The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey ..." If you want a double-entendre, I'll give you one. Jim And the famous "just failed to get his leg over" by Jonathan Agnew on Test Match Special, which left Brian Johnston in a fit of giggles. "Oh do stop it, Aggers!!" 2 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted April 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 1, 2020 For years they said Barbara Windsor deserved an Honour for her service to double entendres. Eventually they gave her one. 4 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Or any of the hundreds of Murray Walkers. Just a few The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire. I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong. And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself. And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing. Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move. That's history. I say history because it happened in the past. He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed. This will be Williams' first win since the last time a Williams won. 6 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
great central Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Am I alone in thinking that maybe we could wake up this morning and some big noise in the world, not necessarily a politician, would be on telly calling us April Fools over CV19 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted April 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Looks like something that Bad Robots would have done! Except they wouldn't have worried if it was true or not. Edited April 1, 2020 by kevinlms 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Osgood Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Oh no, not the Proclaimers....... Reminds me of this (which may be in this very thread somewhere a long way back): 4 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium ColinK Posted April 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 1, 2020 In the days of black & white TV one of the commentators said ‘for those watching in black and white, Spurs are the team in blue shorts’. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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