RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 hours ago, AndrewC said: Only in the US. In the rest of the world it is sold by mass, <annoying pendant mode> Then I'd better take my rice back to the supermarket, as definitely marked in grams in Australia! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 as a change of arguing over the number of grains of rice, how many 'E' in Newbryford's post above? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: NOHEREABSOLUTEY If he's going to attempt a joke he could at least try spelling it properly! Mike. Not sure if I know of a place with a similar name - incorrectly spelt or not................ 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 29, 2020 Warning naughty words.>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rORMGH0jE2I 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, newbryford said: Apart from Reno...... I am going to Reno! Yay! 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, newbryford said: Not sure if I know of a place with a similar name - incorrectly spelt or not................ Maybe in Wales? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Titan said: I am going to Reno! Yay! Might be better than going to Lost Wages. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo666 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 hours ago, newbryford said: Apart from Reno...... NOW HERE ? Suppose it's the same thing really. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted March 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Is that so? Next time I'm in the US I'll ask for a 9.81 N bag of rice. Weighing the rice is, however, a reasonable procedure to establish its mass. I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leopardml2341 Posted March 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2020 Apologies for the 'F' word - this is how it was sent to me..... 1 1 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 29, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 29, 2020 Fixed it for you. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 30, 2020 12 hours ago, raymw said: as a change of arguing over the number of grains of rice, how many 'E' in Newbryford's post above? All of them. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted March 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 30, 2020 20 hours ago, raymw said: as a change of arguing over the number of grains of rice, how many 'E' in Newbryford's post above? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I was in a long queue at the supermarket at 6.45 this morning. It opens at 7 am for older people only. A young man came from the car park and tried to butt in at the front of the queue, but an old lady sent him packing with her cane. He tried again and this time an old man punched him in the gut, kicked him and rolled him away from the queue. As he appoached a third time, he said "If you old b****** don't let me unlock the door you'll never get it there!!" 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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APOLLO Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Brit15 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) These bu99ers are also working from home..... Brit15 Edited March 30, 2020 by APOLLO 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzler17 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 One sunny day the local police department set up a road block to check that drivers had a legitimate reason for their journey and if necessary provide some basic advice about the coronavirus health crisis. A car pulls up. A policeman goes over and sees an old man in the drivers seat. The driver winds down his window a fraction and asks "Good morning officer, is anything wrong?" Policeman: "Good morning sir, just a routine check, where are you going to today?" Driver: "To do some shopping" Policeman: "And how are you feeling today sir?" Driver: "Fine thanks" Policeman: "OK but before you proceed please can I take a few of your details?" Driver: "Sure" Policemen: "How old are you sir?" Driver: "18 til I die" Policeman: "Oh really sir! You're the 10th Bryan Adams I've seen today!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curlew Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 SWMBO found her husband wildly waving a fly swatter in the kitchen. "What on earth do you think your doing?" she demanded. "Killing flies" he said. "Oh! Get any did you?" " Yes, 3 females and 2 males " "Oh, come on! How can you possibly tell them apart?" " Two were on a beer can and three were on the phone " 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffAlan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) So not a joke for today, but one I'll be using on the 1st. Background. My 10 yrs old grandson hates school and was therefore delighted when schools closed due to the current virus. So 1st April, around 10am the conversation on the phone will be:- 'Hi (Insert name here) I hear the virus is clearing and from tomorrow the schools will reopen, and so you can catch up with your work, they'll be open 7 days a week until the end of August!' He'll be to take away! Edited March 30, 2020 by GeoffAlan 5 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Hi folks, Rather than be completely skint from not working I ordered myself some wages from eBay. I may have $$$$$hit out though !!! Gibbo. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Important! Revised advise from UK Police on appropriate social distancing: 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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