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A rabbit went into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The shopkeeper answered, "No! This is a butchers we don't sell carrots"

The next day the rabbit came in again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The butcher replied "No! Try the greengrocers"

Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The butcher shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll get nails and hammer you to the wall by your ears!"

Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The butcher answered, "No!"

 

The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"

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18 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said:

I've heard Timpsons are having to shut down. Strange as I thought they were key workers....

 

 

 

 

The weather's nice, I don't need my coat ta!

 

Yale have to do better than that...

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1 minute ago, F-UnitMad said:

 

 

What's the fuss about? There's lots of swaying around on my US O Scale layout.

 

 

Wow, what a wonderful representation of USA mainline track.

 

Seriously, that's really good and very brave modelling of much reality, in US rail.  Top marks.

 

Julian

 

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23 minutes ago, Osgood said:

 

Is that what she was doing?

 

 

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No, she wasn't playing golf...  I said she can't play golf.....

 

Julian

 

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come to think of it she wasn't making too good a job of the boses, you didn't see either
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1 hour ago, Enterprisingwestern said:

 

Maybe not, but she can address my balls anytime!

 

Mike.

 

Problem is, just like the golf.....  where she can see them, she can't reach them and where she can reach them, she can't see them.    :o

 

Julian

 

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11 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

 

I've watched that video four times and still don't know how to make those boxes. 

 

Maybe I should watch it again. :)

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