F-UnitMad Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES ...... 2 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprintex Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 15 hours ago, PhilJ W said: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES When reading that my mind just HAD to read it in her accent, made it even funnier! Paul 2 12 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Sprintex said: When reading that my mind just HAD to read it in her accent, made it even funnier! Paul You have to recite Pam Ayres in the accent. I am a bunny rabbit 'an I sits inside me 'utch I likes to sit up this end, don' like that end much 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 18, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted March 18, 2020 I'm glad tomorrow's Thursday 'cause with a bit of luck. as far as I remember that's the day they pass the buck. 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post F-UnitMad Posted March 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 18, 2020 This Coronavirus isn't all Doom & Gloom - the 2020 Eurovision Song Contest has been cancelled..!! 7 10 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, F-UnitMad said: This Coronavirus isn't all Doom & Gloom - the 2020 Eurovision Song Contest has been cancelled..!! And Eastenders (Well for a while), read the comments on the BBC news website, nearly everyone is pleased 3 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 ***NEWSFLASH*** Panic buying in German supermarkets has caused a national shortage of sausage, a staple of many German weekly shopping baskets. A Govt. Spokesperson said it had been the Wurst day of the crisis so far.. 11 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 Where is that "Groan" button!!! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, peanuts said: A Govt. Spokesperson said it had been the Wurst day of the crisis so far.. If you pronounce "Wurst" properly, it ruins the joke. Just sayin' ... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 The first wurst is the worst. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Kylestrome said: If you pronounce "Wurst" properly, it ruins the joke. Just sayin' ... Unless you think of a German saying it..... Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 Germans are not in the habit of repeating themselves. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 Like the French resistance , Listen carefully , I will only say this once . 2 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?fbclid=IwAR0emVuPxex8nfuNrlXA-lEw567dWcftQ9E2fesr9VgY_nKsYTR5VN-Fim8 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 07:12, Jamiel said: At least the supermarkets have a clear run to clean the shelves! A 10 minute job, instead of taking hours to move the stock around. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 18, 2020 Don't mess with us old'uns. https://www.facebook.com/malvine.jansone/videos/2601625206625848/ 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Whats the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... Jim 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 19, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 19, 2020 Loo roll smuggler >> 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'm prepared for Self Isolation... 5 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Liam Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 16 hours ago, The Johnster said: You have to recite Pam Ayres in the accent. I am a bunny rabbit 'an I sits inside me 'utch I likes to sit up this end, don' like that end much I remember ‘her’ attempt at a Bond theme, at the same time as ‘Morrissey’ and ‘Chas & Dave’... https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02znhhr 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndrewC Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'd heard the Germans were panic buying sausage and cheese. The Wurst Käse scenario. 3 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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