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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted March 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 10, 2020 (edited) On 08/03/2020 at 15:36, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ Read some of the other articles mention in the sidebar to that one. Only in California! Edited March 11, 2020 by J. S. Bach to correct a spelling error 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted March 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 10, 2020 10 hours ago, jcredfer said: No sweat - there's no pepper there either. Julian Lack of sweat might be a reason for the low salinity. "Waiter, waiter, this egg is bad!" "Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table." 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 10, 2020 Him: Why are we running out of toilet paper? Me: Because when one person sneezes another hundred sh!t themselves. 2 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted March 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 08/03/2020 at 19:36, PhilJ W said: Only in America. https://www.broadstreetbeacon.com/family-cited-for-viking-funeral-on-local-lake/ They're going to be tried for pyre at sea! 1 2 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Would you like a cigar with your whisky? https://www.jjfox.co.uk/cigars/vitola/corona.html 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 10, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Budgie said: Sold out, the panic buyers got there first! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 11, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 11, 2020 They forgot number 11; If English isn't your first language. Mike. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: They forgot number 11; If English isn't your first language. Mike. Hi Mike, Eleven is what the panic has been turned up to: Gibbo. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 11, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 11, 2020 I went for a job with a Blacksmith , he asked if I was any good at shoeing horses . I said , I don't know , but I did tell a Donkey to bu**er of once . 3 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Legend Posted March 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 23:10, RJS1977 said: Saw this just now - thought the second half might cause some amusement: https://www.captiongenerator.com/25206/Hitler-is-not-happy-with-Model-Railway-Journal-234?fbclid=IwAR3RjmSlpjMpF8tgK7N8WqljlJnD7S5p1_ImGjW7teGYwxIJucsj6KDAHOA Seen it before , but the captions are priceless . Good one! 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Popular Post Colin_McLeod Posted March 12, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2020 To prevent the spread of germs, people who need to sneeze are advised to do so into their upper arm. People have started stock piling toilet paper. This confirms the long standing belief that too many people don't know their arse from their elbow. 5 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 12, 2020 Have you ever noticed that in our search for intelligent life all the instruments point away from the earth? 3 4 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted March 12, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Have you ever noticed that in our search for intelligent life all the instruments point away from the earth? As Monty Python said "....pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bu88er all down here on Earth!" 6 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sem34090 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) My attempt at devising an antidote to awful American-import daytime television that I occasionally have to endure. Edited March 12, 2020 by sem34090 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: Have you ever noticed that in our search for intelligent life all the instruments point away from the earth? 2 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: As Monty Python said "....pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bu88er all down here on Earth!" The surest sign of intelligent life in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact planet Earth. 2 11 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 12, 2020 Apologies if we've had this one and I missed it. To all you car lovers out there ... Help needed!!!! I’ve recently bought a 1989 Toyota import. Upon arrival it won’t start, just coughs and splutters when I turn the key, as if it’s starved of air. I’ve tried various things including installing fresh toilet roll, all to no avail. Any ideas on how I could cure the Corolla virus???? 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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