RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 9, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 9, 2020 What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back. 2 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 2 hours ago, newbryford said: What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your girl back, you get your truck back, you may even get your dog back. ... and you sober up. 2 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train.... David Allan Coe - You Never Even Called Me by My Name 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 10, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 10, 2020 9 hours ago, newbryford said: What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds a damn sight better. Mike. 9 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Billy Connolly - how to write the ultimate C&W song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WK5kFaavIw Jim 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprintex Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 "Well since they took my mama off to prison, things down on the farm ain' bin the same ... Now they've gone an' let her out the jailhouse, she drove her goddam truck into a train" Jasper Carrott 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Hi Folks, I'm confused, what have LGBT rights got to do with German coarse scale garden railways ? Gibbo. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said: Hi Folks, I'm confused, what have LGBT rights got to do with German coarse scale garden railways ? Gibbo. They all have a tender behind? 1 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 LGB don't do "T" scale as far as I know 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 48 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: LGB don't do "T" scale as far as I know That is why I'm confused ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 11, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) If you used T scale to model an LGB garden railway, the scale would be 1:15 which isn't particularly close to any of the larger garden railway or dolls house scales - 7/8" comes closest - a queer scale. Edited February 11, 2020 by Compound2632 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) ........ - a queer scale. Edited February 11, 2020 by luckymucklebackit 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 11, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 11, 2020 On 10/02/2020 at 19:30, luckymucklebackit said: Billy Connolly - how to write the ultimate C&W song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WK5kFaavIw Jim Is that the only time, he doesn't swear? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Is that the only time, he doesn't swear? Yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Compound2632 said: If you used T scale to model an LGB garden railway, the scale would be 1:15 which isn't particularly close to any of the larger garden railway or dolls house scales - 7/8" comes closest - a queer scale. Funnily enough I did put a T gauge set in a dolls house. I think in dolls house scale wise it worked out not far off gauge 1. https://youtu.be/kODq4HCaPks 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 29 minutes ago, kevinlms said: Is that the only time, he doesn't swear? TBH he didn't actually swear at all on his earlier albums, which were by far his funniest. The first one that I heard him swear on was "Bill and Albert" by which time he had achieved UK wide fame as opposed to just being famous in Scotland. Unfortunately he then discovered that audiences (particularly English) would laugh at any profanity he spouted and sadly (in my opinion) the quality of his performances dropped significantly, I still prefer to listed to his material from the 1970s 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 11, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 11, 2020 7 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: ........ - a queer scale. Down with this sort of thing. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leopardml2341 Posted February 12, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 12, 2020 How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 6, because my basement is still dark 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 12, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 12, 2020 That’s not a Fred West joke is it? Saywhat you like about Fred, he laid a lovely patio... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) Post in error Apologies Julian Edited February 12, 2020 by jcredfer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Good Evening and welcome to this weeks meeting of "Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous". I see a lot of new faces here tonight. That is disappointing! 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 17 hours ago, The Johnster said: That’s not a Fred West joke is it? Saywhat you like about Fred, he laid a lovely patio... Yes he took the bare bones of a project and fleshed it out quite nicely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 How many blind people does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends if the switch is on or off! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted February 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2020 Since today is Valentines day... Hornby is Red Bachmann is Blue I've spent all my money There's damn all for you! Jim 8 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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