RMweb Premium ColinK Posted April 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 6, 2019 You may have read that Northern have had to stop test running of their new CAF built multiple units due to problems with the couplings on curves. They are going to solve it by changing the couplings to tension locks, as they work well on train set curves they should be fine on the real railway. 2 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 OXO. are bringing out a new stock cube in celebration of Brexit. It is called ———————- Laughing Stock 1 1 1 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 My dog kept chasing people riding a bike. It got so bad that I had to take the bike off him. steve 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, steve1 said: My dog kept chasing people riding a bike. It got so bad that I had to take the bike off him. steve Mmmuh-huh. Don't give up the day job Steve. C6T. 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I just downloaded a pirated copy of The Bohemian Rhapsody movie. The quality really sucks, I can only see a little silhouette of a man! 1 1 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 These are getting worse.... Jason 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 My dog ain't got no nose. How does he smell? Terrible 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 My dog don't eat no meat. Why not? I don't give him any. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 these jokes are dog tired... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I was sort of trying to show Jason that the jokes could get much worse. Maybe revive the elephant/custard/mini jokes.... 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 What's green, hairy and goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift... Jason 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted April 16, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 16, 2019 What do you call a droid that takes the long way round? R2 detour..................... 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted April 16, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, newbryford said: What do you call a droid that takes the long way round? R2 detour..................... Should have kept that for May the 4th! 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 What do you call a smelly robot? C3 BO..... 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 What do Jedi take for upset stomachs? ... Bicarbonate of Yoda. 2 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Ian J. said: What do Jedi take for upset stomachs? ... Bicarbonate of Yoda. I thought it might be this: https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C95B7E/nestle-force-wheat-flakes-C95B7E.jpg 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have a GROAN button! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) What's the best selling motorbike on Tatooine? Jawasaki! C6T. Edited April 17, 2019 by Classsix T Lucasfilms spellchecker now fully operational 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad? Anakin: Wookiee steak. Luke: Is it any good? Anakin: It’s a little chewy. 9 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danemouth Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 12 hours ago, raymw said: I was sort of trying to show Jason that the jokes could get much worse. Maybe revive the elephant/custard/mini jokes.... Spare us I remember most of them from my school-days almost sixty years ago! Dave 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: Should have kept that for May the 4th! Oh gawd, not that time again, where every news agency reminds us yet another time! Worse than some of the jokes here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 4 hours ago, PhilJ W said: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have a GROAN button! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 Any time someone says what a great invention the internet is they just need pointing to this thread! 2 6 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 17, 2019 3 hours ago, kevinlms said: Oh gawd, not that time again, where every news agency reminds us yet another time! Worse than some of the jokes here. I find your lack of faith disturbing.... 3 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 17, 2019 Quasimodo "Now where did I put my cigarette?" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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