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The Forum Jokes Thread


Colin_McLeod
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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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I did a search and am surprised I can’t see this one having been posted before. On the other hand that might be because people maintain a standard, even a low one might prohibit this.

Anyway.

 

Mountains aren’t funny……
 

…… they are hill areas!

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I'm not sure whether there is a joke in the reference r

to 1:48 scale.

No, I'm 304mm to the foot scale but I do live in quite a small house and I should think that Stormont is at least 48 times larger than my house.

 

I'm now tempted to look at a map and work out how big Stormont would be at 1:48 scale.

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Did he go?

Who, Diesel?

 

 

Trucks are waiting in the Yard; Tackling them with ease'll,

'Show the world what I can do,' Gaily boasts the Diesel.

In and out he creeps about, Like a big black weasel.

When he pulls the wrong trucks out – Pop goes the Diesel

 

 

 

I won't be able to get the tune out of my head now.... :)

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