RJS1977 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Two Elephants and a pair of cymbals fall off a cliff... Boom-Boom-Tish! Wouldn't that be when Basil Brush and a pair of cymbals fall off a cliff? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted January 10, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 10, 2018 I did try my "why has an elephant got 4 feet?" joke. Then the censor came along, and said I was a naughty boy.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I did try my "why has an elephant got 4 feet?" joke. Then the censor came along, and said I was a naughty boy.... Try entering that joke into Google, it is amazing the variation in punch lines you get! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 G'Day Folks Warning Warning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 11, 2018 G'Day Folks Warning Warning. Manna, Is she one of your locals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 She's waiting for the music to start so she can try to stand up unaided. G'Day Folks Warning Warning. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 I linked all my wristwatches together to make a belt. That was a waist of time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 11, 2018 She's waiting for the music to start so she can try to stand up unaided. I'd like to offer her some support. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevblokey Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) I once went for an interview at the local forge... Blacksmith: You any good at shoeing horses? Me: No, but I did tell a donkey to 'sod off' once before. Edited January 11, 2018 by kevblokey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 Straps? Oh, I missed them. I was looking at the Velocicraptor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 11, 2018 Straps? Oh, I missed them. I was looking at the Velocicraptor. I shall henceforth disregard every post of yours, you are obviously an inveterate liar! Mike. (Who still can't find the prehistoric animal no matter how hard I look). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) I shall henceforth disregard every post of yours, you are obviously an inveterate liar! Mike. (Who still can't find the prehistoric animal no matter how hard I look). I think I'm more of an invertebrate liar... (Actually, I can't lie to save my life...) Edited January 11, 2018 by Ian J. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 (Who still can't find the prehistoric animal no matter how hard I look). I'm convinced there's been some digital manipulation of that photo but can't quite work out exactly what. Something seems not quite right... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 11, 2018 I'm convinced there's been some digital manipulation of that photo but can't quite work out exactly what. Something seems not quite right... Can't find a lot to fault personally, but my eyesight seems to be deteriorating the longer I look at it. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPH 603 Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I'm convinced there's been some digital manipulation of that photo but can't quite work out exactly what. Something seems not quite right... Can't find a lot to fault personally, but my eyesight seems to be deteriorating the longer I look at it. Mike. Can no one else see it? I've only just noticed it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 Can't find a lot to fault personally, but my eyesight seems to be deteriorating the longer I look at it. Mike. Just try using one eye. That way you won't go blind all at once...... Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 G'Day Folks. Love Velociraptor's, yeah, one of those, but there is always something in the way !!!! manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Can no one else see it? I've only just noticed it! What? That she seems to be kneeling down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 11, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 11, 2018 What? That she seems to be kneeling down? I had to go back and check...... again. Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I think she is allocated to Finsbury Park... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Storey Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I think she is allocated to Finsbury Park... I am no expert but I think perhaps more likely Barnsley, or even into Lincs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) I am no expert but I think perhaps more likely Barnsley, or even into Lincs? Too slim, but I like your thinking! Edited January 11, 2018 by Titan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chriswright03 Posted January 12, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 12, 2018 I am no expert but I think perhaps more likely Barnsley, or even into Lincs? Not enough toes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Bristol City surely... steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHertsGER Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Zeppelin races! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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