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My wife's name for our Skoda. Yes she IS a fan of Strictly! I can't honestly remember what the damn thing's really called  :jester:

 

So it's possibly a Fabia, or maybe an Octavia at a push?

 

The nearest "Strictly" dancer to "Favia", Flavia Cacace, sounds more like an Alfa Romeo to me...

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So it's possibly a Fabia, or maybe an Octavia at a push?

 

The nearest "Strictly" dancer to "Favia", Flavia Cacace, sounds more like an Alfa Romeo to me...

 

Can I add a 'Mito'* post?

 

(*as in 'me too')

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An idea for a Cameo Layout Challenge.

A model of a bridge with a bus on it and a troll under it?

Bernard

 

Could be a very long project. How will all the passengers on the bus agree to the answers to each of the three questions?

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Could be a very long project. How will all the passengers on the bus agree to the answers to each of the three questions?

 

That an example of the sort of question to expect by any chance...

 

In which case it ain't going anywhere too soon, so no-one needs to motorise it!

 

:jester:

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An idea for a Cameo Layout Challenge.

A model of a bridge with a bus on it and a troll under it?

Bernard

An excellent idea!  It so happens that I am considering doing a layout in a fantasy setting... Thank you.

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An excellent idea!  It so happens that I am considering doing a layout in a fantasy setting... Thank you.

What, you mean a Great Western or BR (WR) using a Bachmann 94xx?

Cheers from Oz,

Peter C.

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The old ones are the best they say, well this is one from the '70s:

 

 

Man walks into a bar, 'Can I have a Colt 45 pleasde?'

Barman, 'Sorry sir we don't sell that one.'

Man, 'OK, in that case I'll have a Luger and lime.'

 

 

Do feel free to groan!

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Skinflint saved money by jogging behind the No10 bus. He was happy to be saving 10p a day till a friend told him he could save £2 a day by following a taxi!

I know it is so old it has got wiskers! :jester:  I think I found it on the back of an Englands Gory matchbox. That dates it.

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Skinflint saved money by jogging behind the No10 bus. He was happy to be saving 10p a day till a friend told him he could save £2 a day by following a taxi!

I know it is so old it has got winkers! :jester:  I think I found it on the back of an Englands Gory matchbox. That dates it.

Winkers and Gory - they have offices in the city centre near here.

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