A Nod To Brent - a friendly thread, filled with frivolity, cream teas and pasties. Longing for the happy days in the South Hams 1947.

[Mallard60022]

In the theatre it is called milking it! 

Q

[Mallard60022]

http://thescaredycat.com/how-to-stop-cats-pooping-in-garden/  

 

We must stop going on about peppering our pu££ies and so this is a sample link to alternative methods.

I almost googlowed how to deal with pu$$ies but just managed to stop myself before the naughty step authorities intercepted my venture.

Q

[Edwardian]

A man who prided himself in word-play was determined to win his local newspaper's punning competition.  He sent in 10 entries to ensure that one of his efforts would win the prize, but no pun in ten did.

[Captain Kernow]

http://thescaredycat.com/how-to-stop-cats-pooping-in-garden/  

 

We must stop going on about peppering our pu££ies and so this is a sample link to alternative methods.

I almost googlowed how to deal with pu$$ies but just managed to stop myself before the naughty step authorities intercepted my venture.

Q

Be careful what you say, or the cats will strike back - http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/poetry/outloud/mcgough_cat.shtml

[St Enodoc]

A man who prided himself in word-play was determined to win his local newspaper's punning competition.  He sent in 10 entries to ensure that one of his efforts would win the prize, but no pun in ten did.

Why isn't there a groan button?

[The Stationmaster]

Here we are again, back on a proper bit of railway with a proper job engine complete with its wheels set the right distance apart.

 

 

 

[coachmann]

Here we are again, back on a proper bit of railway with a proper job engine complete with its wheels set the right distance apart.

 

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If that was the Great Western, I doubt it would have had as many takers in the modelling world. It was a dead-end..... I mean imagine a broad gauge 'King'...

Edited September 30, 2015 by coachmann

[Mallard60022]

I use these and SWMBO scares anything else away besides cats.

That Alsatian isn't called Hitler by any chance; he only has one ba11 and it's green.

Ar$e

[Mallard60022]

Here we are again, back on a proper bit of railway with a proper job engine complete with its wheels set the right distance apart.

 

DSCF0082.jpg

That gate is cr*p compared to Larry's one on his broad gauge Hellsmere layout.

Q

[coachmann]

Hellsmere indeed! Sounds like you've taken the wife's side ha ha....

 

Some wood has been delivered.

Yup

Whats it for? You're not ripping it all up are you?

Perish the thought woman.

I saw some track in the bin.

Yeh, it was something I ripped up months ago.

I hope you will be happy with your sound locos.

Me to...Must be better than sound equipped women...

Pardon?

Just clearing my throat love.....

Edited September 30, 2015 by coachmann

[NHY 581]

Nurses always keep a breast of times....

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[Mallard60022]

Hellsmere indeed! Sounds like you've taken the wife's side ha ha....

 

Some wood has been delivered.

Yup

Whats it for? You're not ripping it all up are you?

Perish the thought woman.

I saw some track in the bin.

Yeh, it was something I ripped up months ago.

I hope you will be happy with your sound locos.

Me to...Must be better than sound equipped women...

Pardon?

Just clearing my throat love.....

That's almost one of my scripts. I wonder how many of these 'performances' are occurring across the country in model railway 'houses' (and sheds) each and every day (except for, perhaps, Christmas).

Hwmbo

[colin penfold]

Why isn't there a groan button?

 

Because it's still a baby button

[Edwardian]

Coachman researching the prototype:

 

[gwrrob]

An old layout photo perhaps but I still like this angle and Collett goods departing.

 

[gwrrob]

Coachman researching the prototype:

 

One of my all time favourite funny men there Mr B.A true great.

[coachmann]

[gwrrob]

Nurse Gladys Emmauel for our overseas followers and friends. Played by the lovely Lynda Baron.

[Edwardian]

Just to elaborate on Rob's explanation, the drama centres on Mr Arkright's shop, which is a typical state of the art British supermarket, rather like Sainsbury's.

[Mallard60022]

Just to elaborate on Rob's explanation, the drama centres on Mr Arkright's shop, which is a typical state of the art British supermarket, rather like Sainsbury's.

Those assistants are morphing into Daleks.

Q

[gwrrob]

Apparently Ronnie B based his shop on Joseph Auld's corner store at Tigley.Beachs jam anyone.

 

 

[colin penfold]

Those assistants are morphing into Daleks.

Q

They will be thwarted - there is a step!

[Edwardian]

Yes, Daleks; another great British invention!

[colin penfold]

O BEY! O BEY! O BEY!

 

EXTERMINATE!!!

 

sorry, I got a bit carried away there. Mind you, the original cybermen were the scariest. Silent and deadly, unlike the latter ones whose metallic stomping noise, even when not walking on metal, was too stupid to be taken seriously

[coachmann]

Those assistants are morphing into Daleks.

Privatisation - exterminate, Nuclear deterrent - exterminate, National Anthem - exterminate, collar & tie - exterminate, wealthy - exterminate, ambition - exterminate, sausages - exter...... only kidding.... I saw them at the Brighton conference.

Edited September 30, 2015 by coachmann