CameronL Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Welcome to "Say What, Elton?" An occasional series of misheard Elton John lyrics. Following on from ... On 14/11/2022 at 10:58, CameronL said: We now have Elton mulling over the meal he's just eaten. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted November 19, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 2 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, big jim said: According to the old "Tunes" ad, its Dottigham... 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 And yes, that is Ivy from the cafe in Last Of The Summer Wine! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted November 19, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 19, 2022 On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, A cartridge of 10cc... 4 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted November 19, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 19, 2022 Why hasn't someone invented a better chip-n-pin machine? My fat fingers are always making a mistake ort two, when entering stuff, so why don't they add an auto correct facility to it? Kev. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chrisr40 Posted November 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2022 8 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 19, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 19, 2022 Say aa, aa, aa, aa, stayin’… 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 With a young Angus Deayton. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 My brother just got in touch and said he'd done the pub WC sweepstake for me.... Canada and Qatar! 🤣 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted November 19, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: My brother just got in touch and said he'd done the pub WC sweepstake for me.... Canada and Qatar! 🤣 They're holding the sweepstake in the pub loo? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 1 minute ago, PhilJ W said: They're holding the sweepstake in the pub loo? May as well be with those choices. I'll see my brother tomorrow. I can guarantee he got someone like Germany or Brazil.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 14 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: With a young Angus Deayton. When my son was about four we were on a long car journey and put the radio on to get the traffic news. Rather prophetically as it turned out, the first track we heard was "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC. It turned into a fun little game to rename bands with letters in their names in the way that four year olds say their letters. AC/DC became "Ah Cuh Duh Cuh", ABC became "Ah Buh Cuh", XTC became "Ecks Tuh Cuh", UB40 became "Uh Buh Forty". Obviously we didn't mention the BeeGees. 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 40 minutes ago, CameronL said: Obviously we didn't mention the BeeGees. According to the now current phonetic spelling charts b = /b/ ee = /i/ g = /dʒ/ ee = /i/ s = /s/ So sounding them out would give /b/ /i/ /dʒ/ /i/ /s/ And you might get away with it, though the results for all the bands would be very disappointing... 😔 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted November 20, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 20, 2022 2 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Nick C Posted November 20, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: My brother just got in touch and said he'd done the pub WC sweepstake for me.... Canada and Qatar! 🤣 Our work one usually includes a prize for the worst performing team too... 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 They keep mentioning the WC. I get my hopes up that it will be a Pacific. Then I realise they are going on about 22 grown men chasing a bag of wind around a patch of grass. 2 1 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 7 hours ago, andytrains said: They keep mentioning the WC. I get my hopes up that it will be a Pacific. Then I realise they are going on about 22 grown men chasing a bag of wind around a patch of grass. ..... Quite similar in format and results 'though..... 😊 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John Besley Posted November 21, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 21, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 12:53, Tim Dubya said: Following the chancellor's recent announcements, this is how tight my weekly budget has become... Sqeaky bum time 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted November 21, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 21, 2022 9 hours ago, andytrains said: They keep mentioning the WC. I get my hopes up that it will be a Pacific. Then I realise they are going on about 22 grown men chasing a bag of wind around a patch of grass. 4 on pitch officials, 6 England goals, 2 Iranian goals. Your right 4-6-2. It is a Pacific.🙂 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted November 22, 2022 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 22, 2022 13 hours ago, melmerby said: 4 on pitch officials, 6 England goals, 2 Iranian goals. Your right 4-6-2. It is a Pacific.🙂 I keep hearing about 4-4-3 formation in football, which seems a very impractical wheel arrangement. Something like an Atlantic with a follower wheel... 🤔 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 16 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said: I keep hearing about 4-4-3 formation in football, which seems a very impractical wheel arrangement. Something like an Atlantic with a follower wheel... 🤔 Its a spare, in case they get a puncture... 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: I keep hearing about 4-4-3 formation in football, which seems a very impractical wheel arrangement. Something like an Atlantic with a follower wheel... 🤔 3 hours ago, Hroth said: Its a spare, in case they get a puncture... It also means the team has an extra player on the field. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, pH said: It also means the team has an extra player on the field. Nah - 4 forwards, 4 mid-fielders, 2 backs and a goalie*. * For when the 10 in front bu@@er thing up and let the opposition through.... Edited November 22, 2022 by Hroth mistype... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted November 22, 2022 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: I keep hearing about 4-4-3 formation in football, which seems a very impractical wheel arrangement. Something like an Atlantic with a follower wheel... 🤔 3rd rail init 😜 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now