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1 hour ago, Rugd1022 said:

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I remember some of the fine scents that one could be embrocated with during the course of ones employment. Such as:-

 

Arôme Swarfega.

 

Eau de Cutting Fluid.

 

Essence of WD-40.

 

 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, stewartingram said:

My own Rover seems to get just as filthy in the winter Fens weather!

 

Stewart

beet picking round you too..

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5 minutes ago, rocor said:

 

I remember some of the fine scents that one could be embrocated with during the course of ones employment. Such as:-

 

Arôme Swarfega.

 

Eau de Cutting Fluid.

 

Essence of WD-40.

 

 

 

 

 

Me Too :D

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8 hours ago, Jol Wilkinson said:

All it needs is a incomprehensible tv advert and it'll be  a great success. For the backing track I would suggest the Who's "Eminence Front".

Don't forget to include lots of adjectives in the description. Judging by M&S adverts, each extra adjective increases the cost by 10%...

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17 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said:

Don't forget to include lots of adjectives in the description. Judging by M&S adverts, each extra adjective increases the cost by 10%...

Raised in traditional concentration camp tradition and carefully disjointed while still living by psychopathic prisoners, then lovingly hand strangled by trained KGB assassins, presented on a bed of fresh organically grown cress from a third world nation that cannot afford to waste the water to grow it, folded symmetrically into multiseed bread baked by starving refugees and vegan butter; this is not just a chicken sandwhich, this is an M & S chicken sandwhich...

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On 05/01/2021 at 16:07, The Johnster said:

multiseed bread baked by starving refugees and vegan butter

 

I'm sorry, this is one of my pet hates. I can see how the starving refugees can bake the multiseed bread, but I'm at a loss to see how the vegan butter can bake it also.

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1 hour ago, Budgie said:

 

I'm sorry, this is one of my pet hates. I can see how the staring refugees can bake the multiseed bread, but I'm at a loss to see how the vegan butter can bake it also.

I can't see how the refugees bake it by staring at it though? Normally you need an oven.

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4 hours ago, 37114 said:

I can't see how the refugees bake it by staring at it though? Normally you need an oven.

 

Haha! That's another of my pet hates: a typo. I've corrected it on my original now. Shame I can't correct it in your quote of what I wrote, so it will have to stay there for everyone else to laugh at me. Ah, well!

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