DavidB-AU Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I think this is fake and was actually written by Mr Deptford Draylon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2019 Prediction for 2019: China will make a massive push to increase tourism, as well as an increase in gemstone mining. They have the Great Wall, have Money and now they have the Dark Side of the Moon. Logically, "Wish you were here" and "Shine on, you crazy diamond" are next. Presumably they will open an art gallery so they can have Pictures From An Exhibition? MIke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted January 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2019 ............................ Pictures From An Exhibition? Pink Floyd's least known album? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted January 4, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2019 Pink Floyd's least known album? Mis-typed ELP actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Prediction for 2019: China will make a massive push to increase tourism, as well as an increase in gemstone mining. They have the Great Wall, have Money and now they have the Dark Side of the Moon. Logically, "Wish you were here" and "Shine on, you crazy diamond" are next. Given the amount of pollution that China creates I would have though that "Obscured by Clouds" would be more appropriate, although one other Floyd album pretty much sums up the whole Chinese government aims - "More"!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 (edited) Let's hope it's not The Final Cut Edited January 4, 2019 by Two_sugars 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 at the local Hospital : Doctor, “What is this?" Me “This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages." Doctor, “You wrote 500 pages. What did you write about then?” Me, On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle." Doctor, “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" Me, “I wrote, Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdi tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Doctor, (stunned) "AND what's all that????!!!!!" Me, “That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?" “I will post it on RM Web Forum! My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted January 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2019 I think we will ignore the "pea" from now on! Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Two_sugars Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 I think we will ignore the "pea" from now on! Keith Yeah . . . . . Definitely NUTS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 at the local Hospital : Doctor, “What is this?" Me “This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages." Doctor, “You wrote 500 pages. What did you write about then?” Me, On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle." Doctor, “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" Me, “I wrote, Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdi tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Doctor, (stunned) "AND what's all that????!!!!!" Me, “That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?" “I will post it on RM Web Forum! My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!” Am I the only one that read the first line and thought of two coconut shells being knocked together????? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 Nobody read it. Maybe the first few lines, then the last few, merely scrolling through the rest of it. Maybe you should write the 498 pages properly, not just a few summaries, pretty lousy story, must try harder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 G'Day Folks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT ? Sorry, I need to vent!!!! ??? I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." ??? No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I''ll tell you what... I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted January 5, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 5, 2019 I have actually tried that... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted January 5, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 5, 2019 (edited) Nobody read it. Maybe the first few lines, then the last few, merely scrolling through the rest of it. Maybe you should write the 498 pages properly, not just a few summaries, pretty lousy story, must try harder. Not sure about the spelling and grammar, either. Don't mention the punctuation. Keith Edited January 5, 2019 by melmerby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Given the amount of pollution that China creates I would have though that "Obscured by Clouds" would be more appropriate, although one other Floyd album pretty much sums up the whole Chinese government aims - "More"!!! Perhaps it was a message to Donald Trump. Wish You Were Here! steve 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 5, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 5, 2019 NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT ? Sorry, I need to vent!!!! ??? I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." ??? No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I''ll tell you what... I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again About June, my Lotto ticket owner says to me, 'I've haven't sold you a ticket for any sort of win this year, have I"? "Not yet" I say. "I hope to change that before the end of the year", she says. Still waiting! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVREB05 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 at the local Hospital : Doctor, “What is this?" Me “This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages." Doctor, “You wrote 500 pages. What did you write about then?” Me, On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle." Doctor, “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?" Me, “I wrote, Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdi tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik... Doctor, (stunned) "AND what's all that????!!!!!" Me, “That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain." Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?" “I will post it on RM Web Forum! My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!” Did the horse trip on the 22nd line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinty3f Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Did the horse trip on the 22nd line How many people just counted down to the 22nd line?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 G'Day Folks Now that Christmas and the New Year are behind us, are you feeling a little.......... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manna Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 G'Day Folks I think the cat would rather be at home..Asleep. manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougN Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I have figured how to really annoy my dog.... once a year I have to clean my deck down and re oil it.... the said deck is his" room" there fore as every thing is not in its place ie table, BBQ, pot plants and his kennel, food and water bowls are all relocated onto the grass or other end of the deck he looks lost! He also can't sleep in his normal positions as the deck is wet (from the clean down or the new oil... ) To annoy him further the normal afternoon sleep is time tabled for now! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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