manna Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 G'Day Gents Need I say more ......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG John Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I hope this is an advert for a photographer, and not someone providing a rather less pleasant service! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted May 21, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 21, 2017 G'Day Gents Two today... manna "If you could only punch one..." I'd pick the one without a brain, as it's a no-brainer... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 "If you could only punch one..." I'd pick the one without a brain, as it's a no-brainer... Don't think that narrows it down much... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 G'Day Gents Nine picks and only six brain cells, i wonder who miss'es out. manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shortliner Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Yesterday my daughter emailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me," she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.. I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a Membership Card and emailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mum, where are your glasses? This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said. “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Two old ad guys, one 70 and one 75, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 75-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 70-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 75-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this s##t but me.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manna Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 G'Day Gents So close to home...... manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted May 22, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 22, 2017 (edited) G'Day Gents So close to home...... manna 2 minutes 15s? Does that include foreplay and a ciggy afterwards? Cheers, Mick Edited May 22, 2017 by newbryford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesysmith Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 No. Foreplay is half a hour of begging. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 "I want one like this" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TT3 Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 2 minutes 15s? Does that include foreplay and a ciggy afterwards? Cheers, Mick And the time to eat the Pizza afterwards, apologies to Arnie Rimmer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted May 24, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24, 2017 toasters.jpg Crumpets need a 9 setting at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted May 24, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24, 2017 I'm sorry to put this up like this. A headline on the Metro website says: Ex-Ukip politician calls for death penalty for suicide bombers More details here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbedford Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Crumpets need a 9 setting at least. Don't you mean pikelets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted May 24, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 24, 2017 Don't you mean pikelets? No, I mean crumpets. http://www.villagebakery.co.uk/blog/bakery-blog/pikelet-vs-crumpet-whats-the-difference/ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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