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CameronL Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stray said: It could have been a conger eel, rather than a moray, so the musical inspiration might come, not from Dean Martin, but Gloria Estefan... Come on, if you can't poop, insert a conger If you can't stand being blocked-up any longer An eel up your bunghole makes bowel movements stronger Don't sit on the bog for hours, just use a conger Edited October 9 by CameronL Changed a bit 1 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted October 9 Share Posted October 9 20 hours ago, The Johnster said: 🎶 'What a surprise That look of terminal shock in your eyes Now things are really what they seem, No, this is no bad dream...'.🎵☠️ You are Roger Waters and I claim my £10! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 11 31 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: This employer ought to be tried for murder. https://edition.cnn.com/2024/10/05/us/tennessee-impact-plastics-factory-helene/index.html?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc I wouldn't have stayed there. OK sack me! Assuming of course that there was a better place to go, but from the photo, a low lying piece of land, is the worst place to be, and so it proved. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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