Gareth Collier Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 We were also moved into a different constituency. I think as we were new fodder we received a stack of recycling from all the major parties. The most interesting though was from the then current MP. We had 3 from them and not once did their bumph mention the conservative party even though that was who they were standing for. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 2 minutes ago, Gareth Collier said: not once did their bumph mention the conservative party even though that was who they were standing for. They probably didn't think that would help😉 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 6 2 hours ago, MJI said: One last political thing. History will be kind to Major. History will be ambivalent to Blair. History will be cruel to Johnson. History will forget Truss. You can't be cruel enough to Johnson. 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 (edited) 2 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: You can't be cruel enough to Johnson. While Starmer has got Sunak out of number 10, police are now trying to shift Boris who is still partying in the garden😉 Edited July 6 by franciswilliamwebb 1 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimble Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 getting the laundry in off the line, dry, just before the heavens open 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits, legs and any other areas you keep trim. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck to the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Yup, you know this is all true 😜 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westernfan Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 32 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits, legs and any other areas you keep trim. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck to the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Yup, you know this is all true 😜 Best laugh I've had in ages. I tried telling the wife it, but kept bursting out laughing. Incidentally, she enjoyed it too. Thanks very much. 🤣🤣😂 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 6 Let's hope that's the epilogue for all the election grumbles. Time for 🍻 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 (edited) 14 minutes ago, melmerby said: Let's hope that's the epilogue for all the election grumbles. Time for 🍻 It's been interesting to have had a little excursion into politics, though. Nevertheless, it should be put to one side, there's far better things to discuss! Edited July 6 by 97406 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Neil Posted July 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 6 Sorry, it's politics but small p politics I think. I'm hugely cheered by the appointment of James Timpson as prisons minister, a man who has put his money where his mouth and heart lie when it comes to rehabilitation. I have some small insight into this; when I worked in the care sector (adults with learning difficulties), a good few years ago, inmates from a local prison came to do voluntary work sessions with service users. They were brilliant and a valued asset to the day centre. My late father was a clerical officer in a women's prison, he was of the opinion that most should not have been incarcerated. I have some hope that things may get better; it's put a smile on my face today. 6 7 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 7 hours ago, MJI said: History will forget Truss Who? 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 25 minutes ago, CameronL said: Who? Thingy, you know.... 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 1 minute ago, Hroth said: Thingy, you know.... Oh, yeah. Him. 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 97406 Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 8 minutes ago, CameronL said: Oh, yeah. Him. An interesting modelling project! 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 6 It's more correctly a Pratt Truss. Very apt! 1 2 4 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameronL Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 If I read that correct, a truss is required to do its job under pressure. That explains a lot... 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium MJI Posted July 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 6 1 hour ago, CameronL said: Who? A type of lettuce 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GrumpyPenguin Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 On 05/07/2024 at 16:10, melmerby said: I didn't vote because there isn't a box on the voting paper that says "None of the above"😁 Whilst I agree in sentiment there is nothing to stop people pitching up & writing "none of the above" on their ballot papers. Therefore, you have absolutely no right to complain. Personally, like a lot of others I don't think the existing system is fair, but it's what we have & is still far better than available elsewhere in the world. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted July 6 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6 7 hours ago, luckymucklebackit said: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits, legs and any other areas you keep trim. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck to the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Yup, you know this is all true 😜 To impress a woman, a man will:- . Dress in his best stuff, shower, save, get a haircut . Buy her flowers . Take her to a nice restaurant . Wine and dine her . Buy her jewellery To inpress a man, all a woman has to do is:- . Turn up . Get naked If she really wants to push the boat out:- .Makes breakfast. 1 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Hroth Posted July 7 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 7 2 hours ago, DavidB-AU said: Someone turned the Pulsar off.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 7 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 7 (edited) 20 hours ago, GrumpyPenguin said: Therefore, you have absolutely no right to complain. I have every right to complain. It's a democracy or don't you like that. BTW Marking your voting paper with anything other than a distinct mark for one candidate is classed as a spoilt paper. They are not analysed to see how many wrote "none of the above" or anything else. Edited July 7 by melmerby 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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