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38 minutes ago, CameronL said:

Great news!

 

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Now I can get hammered and say I'm just doing my bit for Britain!

 

Very patriotic of me 

 

I could end up patriotic as a newt.

 

Right on!!!

 

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Hic!

 

 

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58 minutes ago, CameronL said:

Great news!

 

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Now I can get hammered and say I'm just doing my bit for Britain!

 

Very patriotic of me 

 

I could end up patriotic as a newt.

I'll do my best...

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OMG you must spell check first !!!!
Just one little spelling mistake 
Let me tell you friends, that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell. I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one small "e". No problem you might say. Not so. This tiny error has caused me to seek Police protection to enter my own house.
I wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!":nono::nono::nono:

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Where do these people hide when they're not on holiday?

The Beach was too sandy 

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 

1. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry.  I don't like spicy food." 

2. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach.  It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 

3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish." 

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels.  We assumed it would be included in the price." 

5. "The beach was too sandy.  We had to clean everything when we returned to our room." 

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow." 

7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons.  I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water.  The children were scared." 

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 

10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts." 

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort.  Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun." 

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England.  It took the Americans only three hours to get home.  This seems unfair." 

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller." 

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.'  We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service." 

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there.  The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish.  No one told us that there would be so many foreigners." 

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning." 

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel." 

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito.  The brochure did not mention mosquitoes." 

19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed.  We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant.  This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked." 

BE AWARE ...

THEY WALK AMONG US and THEY VOTE!

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22 hours ago, eastwestdivide said:

Get the keys to the Delorean - the LNER app has booked me on a train to tomorrow:

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What is it?

All I get is a "404 Not Found" error

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11 hours ago, melmerby said:

What is it?

All I get is a "404 Not Found" error

Sorry folks. It worked when I uploaded it (twice, accidentally), still worked (at least for me) when I deleted the spare copy, then evidently didn't work later. Must try harder - will find the photo some time or other, but not now. 

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