eastglosmog Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 hours ago, manna said: G'Day Folks Or when the pub cat walks in and the regulars say "Tell the landlord the beer has arrived". 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 28, 2020 Wetherspoon's regulars; biological machines for the purpose of converting state benefits to brewers' profits... That said, and in spite of my dislike of Tim, I quite like my local 'Spoons; cheap beer, clean toilets, and reasonable food when it isn't busy. The legion of the damned stay up one end and are harmless. and the staff are friendly. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 28, 2020 8 hours ago, manna said: G'Day Folks Well, the Foster's for sure! The other two I have never heard of. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 You can't beat a Vomit Bomb but XXXX is popular is because Queenslander's can't spell P1$$ Marc 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted November 28, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 28, 2020 34 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Well, the Foster's for sure! The other two I have never heard of. You're not missing much! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted November 29, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 08:04, manna said: G'Day Folks I just thought, telling the blokes that Victoria bit her* could be a little too advanced for the average Australian mens room... * The thought that she might like being bitten by Victoria would just not compute. 1 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir douglas Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 (edited) NSFW a old story from China, farmers dig up a certain type of pink rubber adult toy for men and all of them including the news woman reporting on it think that its is a new undiscovered plant species https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHagyl_VZs&ab_channel=curiositytube Edited November 29, 2020 by sir douglas 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Melrose Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Bowl of cherries.pdf 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stanley Melrose said: Bowl of cherries.pdf 483.72 kB · 5 downloads Twas ever thus... Julian 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 G'Day Folks 4 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 And of course some are "smarter than the average bear"! Jim 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahame Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 16:45, J. S. Bach said: Well, the Foster's for sure! The other two I have never heard of. So you won't have heard or drunk other Aus pi$$ water like Tooheys, Tooths, Coopers and Reschs, nor the better brands of the newer Aus beer scene like Little Creatures and Ferel. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 17:20, melmerby said: You're not missing much! There's a reason why the Australians drink their beer so cold. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said: There's a reason why the Australians drink their beer so cold. You need to numb the tastebuds somehow 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, grahame said: So you won't have heard or drunk other Aus pi$$ water like Tooheys, Tooths, Coopers and Reschs, nor the better brands of the newer Aus beer scene like Little Creatures and Ferel. 51 minutes ago, Joseph_Pestell said: There's a reason why the Australians drink their beer so cold. 17 minutes ago, melmerby said: You need to numb the tastebuds somehow And it gives a new twist to the term "throughput". Of course, with lager beers, the output is almost identical in colour to the input. Chill, repeat... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 hours ago, grahame said: So you won't have heard or drunk other Aus pi$$ water like Tooheys, Tooths, Coopers and Reschs, nor the better brands of the newer Aus beer scene like Little Creatures and Ferel. Cascade from Tasmania is pretty good stuff! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 30, 2020 7 hours ago, grahame said: So you won't have heard or drunk other Aus pi$$ water like Tooheys, Tooths, Coopers and Reschs, nor the better brands of the newer Aus beer scene like Little Creatures and Ferel. True. But I do have an Aussie flag here at the house. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Hroth said: Of course, with lager beers, the output is almost identical in colour to the input. Chill, repeat... If you output was the colour of this it's time to see the doc: 3 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted November 30, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, melmerby said: If you output was the colour of this it's time to see the doc: Good lord! I don't like the way the bloke on the label is peering into his mug, or, for that matter, is clutching at his stomach... I fear the next step is going to be Is there a doctor in the house? Edited November 30, 2020 by Hroth I thoroughly checked before submitting and STILL left out a word... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcD Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On a slightly more positive note. Its not us beer as Monty python said " American beer is like making love in a canoe" Marc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Furness Wagon said: On a slightly more positive note. Its not us beer as Monty python said " American beer is like making love in a canoe" Ah yes, that typical American weak pils with a water aftertaste. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Hroth Posted December 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 1, 2020 11 hours ago, melmerby said: If you output was the colour of this it's time to see the doc: I just realised who the bloke on the label reminded me of. Bill Bailey... 7 hours ago, Furness Wagon said: On a slightly more positive note. Its not us beer as Monty python said " American beer is like making love in a canoe" Marc The elegant recasting of "Effin close to water"! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 1, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Hroth said: And it gives a new twist to the term "throughput". Of course, with lager beers, the output is almost identical in colour to the input. Chill, repeat... Not that I've ever tried it (drinking lager or p!ss) but I would imagine the latter is tastier than the former? mIKE. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterfgf Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I was once working on a Danish container ship and got a case of Budweiser off the steward to put in the fridge in my cabin. Unfortunately I hadn't noticed that the fridge wasn't plugged in so I tried drinking a warm Bud. I don't think I've ever tasted anything so awful and for the first time ever, failed to finish a beer, and poured the fluid down the sink. Peterfgf 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 It is possible to get good quality US beer, I am very partial to a bottle or six of Samuel Adams Boston Lager Which in my opinion tastes like a good IPA rather than a lager. Are we Brits so good at beermaking that we can preach to the rest of the world, after all we are the group of countries that gave the world Carling, Tennants, Watneys Red Barrel and other chemical concoctions. And why is every so called foreign brand made in the UK using home grown products so that it tastes nothing like the original recipe? Jim 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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