jwealleans Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 They were really good live as well - saw them in Scarborough some time in the late 70s/early 80s. Very good musicians as well as clever lyricists. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted April 19, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 19, 2020 (edited) Based their later act on this: The Barron Knights were originally a normal beat group of the 60s until they started the parodies. Edited April 19, 2020 by melmerby 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kris Posted April 19, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 19, 2020 What made me smile was going to B&Q to collect an order and finding that they were giving away loads of plants. After collecting my order I loaded up the car and made lots of my neighbours smile as well. 11 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir douglas Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 https://9gag.com/gag/aQ1Y8p8 13 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 G'Day Folks 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 8 hours ago, manna said: G'Day Folks As posted on Friday in the Forum Jokes Thread, beginning to wonder if there should be rules for these threads, as in visual gags on here, written jokes on the other thread..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted April 20, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: , beginning to wonder if there should be rules for these threads Does it really hurt? I don’t bother with the jokes thread but I do look in here. I’m sure someone will point it out every time regardless and report it being duplicated by duplicating it again . . . oh the irony 3 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, PaulRhB said: Does it really hurt? I don’t bother with the jokes thread but I do look in here. I’m sure someone will point it out every time regardless and report it being duplicated by duplicating it again . . . oh the irony I think, that so long as it isn't repeated (too often!) on the same thread, it's not a big problem, I'd rather see something funny twice (or more) than miss it altogether! 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) Oh the Extreme Irony ........ Edited April 20, 2020 by Osgood 3 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 G'Day Folks 3 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Osgood said: Oh the Extreme Irony ........ Sorry - that must have been photoshopped, I mean - a MAN having to do his ironing! Good God it was a man who invented the steam iron to make it easier for women to do the job!!! blue touchpaper lit, now retiring......... Edited April 21, 2020 by luckymucklebackit 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 The world record for pulling a train... using model trains. https://twitter.com/mrtimdunn/status/1252485673153712131?s=21 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 47137 Posted April 21, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 21, 2020 Did the clocks change in Basildon during this morning? - Richard. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastglosmog Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 At a guess, the package arrived at Basildon at 37min past midnight, before being sent out at 19min past 10. Actually correct, just looks weird! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 G'Day Folks 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted April 22, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 22, 2020 Well this topic makes me smile, so dive in and make a lot of our frontline staff smile too 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Popular Post BoD Posted April 23, 2020 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2020 These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. 18. The man next door has as large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it. 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. 2 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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