RMweb Premium Claude_Dreyfus Posted December 28, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 28, 2019 Clearly they thought using the other customers as target practice was bad for business... 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Chrisr40 said: Having a tidy in my loft...cant help but feel I have seen this character exhibiting at a few shows over the years. I like the old style selfie of taking the photo in a mirror... Jason 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted December 29, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Claude_Dreyfus said: Clearly they thought using the other customers as target practice was bad for business... Oh I don't know, I can think of a few worthy of a bullet! Mike. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post manna Posted December 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2019 G'day Folks 8 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Worsdell forever Posted December 29, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 29, 2019 Successful bid for freedom. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted December 29, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 29, 2019 Looks a bit like the ones they had at Asda Bromsgrove. You needed to put a pound in to release them, but once released you could take the pound back out! They are all coinless now. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted December 30, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 30, 2019 Paris, Gare de Montparnasse 4 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post BoD Posted December 30, 2019 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2019 12 hours ago, manna said: G'day Folks The Pedants’ revolt. Led by Wat Which Tyler 1 4 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 30, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 30, 2019 16 hours ago, Oldddudders said: Paris, Gare de Montparnasse One has to pay to use the pit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Collier Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 With the missus working for a large high street retail store it's that time of year when the majority of customers through the door are returning unwanted presents that were hastily purchased on Christmas eve. However this is not always the case! Yesterday a couple came in wanting to return the fondue set received from the blokes brother. All still sealed in the box so why couldn't they return it you may ask? The style of the packaging gave a clue and after a bit of investigation it was established it was last sold in the store over 10 years ago! The moral of the story is if you are going to re-gift something make sure you give it to someone that will either like it or will re-gift it themselves rather than trying to get a refund. The bloke thought it hilarious and couldn't wait to see his brother! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Downendian Posted December 31, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted December 31, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 31, 2019 (edited) Flying Scostman is also a diesel loco: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hornby-R3627-Class-Flying-Scotsman/dp/B07N7N69S3/ref=pd_day0_hl_21_1/262-2240552-8565549?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07N7N69S3&pd_rd_r=6b403613-23f2-4a78-b798-ed1f6cdf2d99&pd_rd_w=kLWKQ&pd_rd_wg=uIszx&pf_rd_p=41dbe6ca-a21b-4cfc-8629-394c3728d27a&pf_rd_r=5089RHGKXF7QFT2H4T1V&psc=1&refRID=5089RHGKXF7QFT2H4T1V Edited December 31, 2019 by melmerby 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir douglas Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 walked past a Ford min van in a local dealers the other day and the shape of the front bumper with rectangular flat bits that stick out either side of the reg plate made me think of dumb buffers, gave me a little chuckle for a few seconds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 G'day Folks 1 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, manna said: G'day Folks That's some pretty sloppy PhotoShop work. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted January 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Ozexpatriate said: That's some pretty sloppy PhotoShop work. Haven't even got the colour right! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 1, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 1, 2020 58 minutes ago, melmerby said: Haven't even got the colour right! This better? 1 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 G'Day Folks Love it. manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 5 hours ago, God's Wonderful Railway 1835 said: So what about this one then. What a contraption! I wonder how well it handles logs on mountainsides? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 *A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.* The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. *Principal:* What is 3+3? *Boy:* 6. *Principal:* 6+6. *Boy:* 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. *Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? *Boy:* Legs. *Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have? *Boy:* Pockets. *Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? *Boy:* Coconut. *Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge *Boy:* Bubble gum. *Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. *Boy:* Tent. *The principal was looking restless* *Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. *Boy:* Wedding ring. *Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good? *Boy:* Nose. *Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. *Boy:* Arrow. *Principal:* O MY GOD. *Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? *Boy:* Fork. *Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? *Boy:* Surname. *Principal:* Ohooo ! *Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? *Boy:* Heart. *Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!" 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 G'day Folks 2 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welly Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2020 ^^^ I know someone who was made redundant from a Job centre role. When she came in to claim her dole, she had to show her idiot ex-colleagues how to use the computer to process her claim! 8 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Welly said: ^^^ I know someone who was made redundant from a Job centre role. When she came in to claim her dole, she had to show her idiot ex-colleagues how to use the computer to process her claim! Now why does that sound 100% true? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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