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With the missus working for a large high street retail store it's that time of year when the majority of customers through the door are returning unwanted presents that were hastily purchased on Christmas eve. However this is not always the case!

Yesterday a couple came in wanting to return the fondue set received from the blokes brother. All still sealed in the box so why couldn't they return it you may ask? The style of the packaging gave a clue and after a bit of investigation it was established it was last sold in the store over 10 years ago!

The moral of the story is if you are going to re-gift something make sure you give it to someone that will either like it or will re-gift it themselves rather than trying to get a refund.

The bloke thought it hilarious and couldn't wait to see his brother!

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*A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.*

The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. 
I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

*Principal:* What is 3+3?

*Boy:* 6.

*Principal:* 6+6.

*Boy:* 12.

The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

*Boy:* Legs.

*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?

*Boy:* Pockets.

*Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

*Boy:* Coconut.

*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

*Boy:* Bubble gum.

*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

*Boy:* Tent. 

*The principal was looking restless*

*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

*Boy:* Wedding ring.

*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

*Boy:* Nose.

*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

*Boy:* Arrow.

*Principal:* O MY GOD.

*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

*Boy:* Fork.

*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

*Boy:* Surname.

*Principal:* Ohooo !

*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

*Boy:* Heart.

*Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, 
"Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

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^^^

I know someone who was made redundant from a Job centre role. When she came in to claim her dole, she had to show her idiot ex-colleagues how to use the computer to process her claim! :o

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1 hour ago, Welly said:

^^^

I know someone who was made redundant from a Job centre role. When she came in to claim her dole, she had to show her idiot ex-colleagues how to use the computer to process her claim! :o

Now why does that sound 100% true?

 

 

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