woodenhead Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 ^^ Extravagance - we had hand me down toilet paper. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted October 10, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, woodenhead said: ^^ Extravagance - we had hand me down toilet paper. Are you sure that was "hand"? 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted October 10, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 10, 2019 As an economy measure we now use both sides... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewartingram Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I was in a shop that sold coloured toilet paper last week (yes, true). Never saw any brown though....! Stewart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprintex Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Tesco had many colours of bog paper a while ago, including brown Paul 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Apparently, the stuff I get is recycled, , , , , , John 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted October 10, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 10, 2019 Ah, that’s why our tumble drier has a setting marked sheets. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Alex TM Posted October 10, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 10, 2019 Hi folks, Despite recent events, and the plea for moderation in our language, it seems that WHS have decided to ignore it. The following sign was seen today in one of their Edinburgh branches: So Delia's keen to encourage cannibalism, beginning with cooking Jamie Oliver. Just a thought. Regards, Alex. 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 G'day Folks 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sprintex Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 14 hours ago, Alex TM said: Hi folks, Despite recent events, and the plea for moderation in our language, it seems that WHS have decided to ignore it. The following sign was seen today in one of their Edinburgh branches: So Delia's keen to encourage cannibalism, beginning with cooking Jamie Oliver. Just a thought. Regards, Alex. Except he's not great to watch, he's an irritating t****r. Paul 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Sprintex said: Except he's not great to watch, he's an irritating t****r. Paul As are virtually all of these "celebrity" chefs, gardeners, builders, DIYers, decorators. etc. With one or two exceptions. In reality they are just what we used to call staff... Jason 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ikks Posted October 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 11, 2019 4 hours ago, kevinlms said: Absolutely brilliant!!!.......don't think I'll try it though..........Mike 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted October 11, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: In reality they are just what we used to call staff... Jason I think, my good man, you might have meant to say: "In reality they are just what one used to call staff." 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted October 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Sprintex said: Except he's not great to watch, he's an irritating t****r. Paul And a poor businessman to boot! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted October 11, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: In reality they are just what we used to call staff... Jason And as talented as the person who flips the burgers in McD 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 A Restaurant won't let you in with explosives. A Cafe won't let you in with explosives. A Bistro won't let you in with explosives. But a Diner might... 3 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted October 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 12, 2019 20 hours ago, Sprintex said: Except he's not great to watch, he's an irritating t****r. Paul 17 hours ago, melmerby said: And as talented as the person who flips the burgers in McD Sorry, I've just realised. That's doing an injustice to those that flip burgers............ 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bimble Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 overheard at the model train show this morning: "Billy, what train is that?" "It's an Intercity Dad." "No Billy, look, it says 'Virgin' on the side, it's a Pendolino" No Billy's Dad, Billy was right, it was an Intercity... circa late 90s, in Virgin's Cross Country livery... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Al51 Posted October 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 12, 2019 AIBOHPHOBIA: The Irrational Fear of Palindromes 3 1 3 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JiLo Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, melmerby said: Sorry, I've just realised. That's doing an injustice to those that flip burgers............ I had a career milestone in being sacked from 2 burger joints within a month when I were a lad! FIrst one (Burger King) I was sacked for calling the menu items by McDonalds names - as I was being paid £1.70 an hour, I could called them what I blooming well wanted! Second one (McDonalds), I was sacked for calling the boss a manky b*****d for letting flakes of skin fall from his scalp into the fryers, and proceed to cook with said oil. Edited October 12, 2019 by JiLo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allegheny1600 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 ^^^ good man! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted October 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 hour ago, JiLo said: Second one (McDonalds), I was sacked for calling the boss a manky b*****d for letting flakes of skin fall from his scalp into the fryers, and proceed to cook with said oil. Should have notified the health dept (or whatever it is called over there). 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted October 12, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, J. S. Bach said: Should have notified the health dept (or whatever it is called over there). Quite a few different organisations could get involved. Usually a Local Authority's Environmental Health department, Food Safety etc. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 I decided I'm not getting up before 10 because if i do, that bloke will hit me again. 1 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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