Ozexpatriate Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 hours ago, kevinlms said: Are religious people (the receiver) particularly susceptible to this type of BS, by misusing 'God's' name? I wonder what the statistics are. Makes me wonder how many engineers from the United State of America retire to die in Burkina Faso. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 G'day Folks 1 1 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catkins Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 On 14/09/2019 at 20:16, Worsdell forever said: So, it's true, that is how they make lager... https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.7621985,-2.6146442,1026m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en-GB That never struck me before, and I've been to the brewery a few times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 G'Day Folks 3 12 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Do people annoy you when they answer their own questions ? They do me. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 A farmer friend of mine came up with brilliant idea. He has crossed a spider with a chicken, so you get eight legs. I asked him how they tasted. He said, god knows, I haven't caught one yet! 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Her: "What does cyanide taste like?” Me: "No clue. Why?” Her: "No reason. Here, I made you some tea” 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world, then Who is... 1 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Is the word exit on its way out? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 After dinner last night my wife asked if I could clear the table... I needed a run up but I made it... 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 47137 Posted October 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 6, 2019 This is at Hoe Mill Lock, near Ulting in Essex. The public notice explaining what is going on and for how long is clearly on display, but only the contractors doing the work can read it :-) - Richard. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted October 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Sidecar Racer said: They could still bite! Better still no teeth, then they would have to gum you to death! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 6, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 hour ago, manna said: G'Day Folks Reminds me of a former neighbour, who used to drive home drunk. One day his wife proudly boasted, that after driving home, he'd taken 25 minutes to get out of his van in the driveway and make his way into the front door! Don't know which was worse, him driving or her thinking it was acceptable behaviour. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted October 7, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 7, 2019 We have fruit deliveries at work - the company pays for them. So Mr Tesco deliveryman is bringing in the crates today and I'm helping to unload them into the kitchen. I get to the crate containing apples and, by way of conversation, mention I had been to the local NT house at the weekend where they were having the Apple Weekend. Me- There must have been over 150 different variety of apples on display. Him - I like coxs.... Silence…. Him - ...apples! I like cox's apples. 2 1 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Puss and boots. steve 9 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold big jim Posted October 8, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 8, 2019 Something that made me smile this evening, finally got round to watching “bohemian rhapsody” WOW, what a film! loving the bit where Mike Myers character says “bohemian rhapsody isn’t the type of tune that mates headbang together to in the car” a nice nod to Wayne’s world where for those who don’t know Mike Myers played Wayne 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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