Tangoman69 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted August 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 27, 2018 Don't believe atoms. They make everything up. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted August 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 27, 2018 Don't believe atoms. They make everything up. Mike. So do some Rmwebbers......... (leaving the room with outer garment and headgear...........................) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbedford Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Don't believe atoms. They make everything up. No, no Atoms make up everything..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 G'Day Folks Is that a Positive or a Negative statement...... manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted August 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 27, 2018 It could be both, if there's a cat anywhere nearby... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luckymucklebackit Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Shouldn't she be blonde??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted August 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 28, 2018 40414468_1893365630712681_2013048251057438720_n.jpg So pasties make your hair grow back, but only on one side... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted August 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 28, 2018 Shouldn't she be blonde??? She is blonde. She dyed her hair, so people wouldn't know she is blonde by looking at her, but obviously that didn't work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
73c Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 https://www.sadanduseless.com/indian-hills-community-puns/ 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 The Proclaimers lawn is getting a bit long, so they have been to a number of B&Q stores looking to buy something to cut it with. They've been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methill, no mower, Irvine, no mower. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 https://www.sadanduseless.com/indian-hills-community-puns/ They have their own Facebook page too. In the hills southwest of the Denver metro area if anyone wants to drive by. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 G'Day Folks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Classsix T Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Dyslexics of the world untie! (always makes me smile) C6T. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Dyslexics of the world untie! Dilbert did that as (cubicle) workers of the world untie! (Google's not finding the graphic for me.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 A scientific study revealed menstruation effects what females find attractive in men. Women ovulating find men with rugged masculine features most attractive. Whereas women menstruating preferred men doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors in his eyes and an axe in his skull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RANGERS Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 No, no Atoms make up everything..... you could be charged for saying that.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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