Stanley Melrose Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 OK, Jol, I'll rise to that: Fake stews = blind Scouse (but you have to be a Scouser to appreciate that one) Fake cruise = Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry Fake mews = someone imitating a kitten Fake screws = nails with slots in their heads and I give you Fake Blues = Liverpool FC Fake glues = solder (for Tony Wright) Fake flues = chimneys on electrically heated house Fake clues = lousy crossword puzzle Enough! Stan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted August 17, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 17, 2018 OK, Jol, I'll rise to that: Fake stews = blind Scouse (but you have to be a Scouser to appreciate that one) Fake cruise = Liverpool to Birkenhead ferry Fake mews = someone imitating a kitten Fake screws = nails with slots in their heads and I give you Fake Blues = Liverpool FC Fake glues = solder (for Tony Wright) Fake flues = chimneys on electrically heated house Fake clues = lousy crossword puzzle Enough! Stan or Fake Jews - Enough already! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian keane Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Fake ewes = goats 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 When I was young we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat. I would often skip lunch... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Fake ewes = goats Fake ewes too 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted August 17, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 18, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 18, 2018 I don't think this has been up before Breaking News: York gets third rail electrification: http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/11351931.Rail_firm_apologises_after_waking_residents_with_noisy_work_on_tracks/ Keith 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 There's nothing romantic about international flight anymore.... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I used to date a woman who kept a taser in her handbag. She was a stunner.!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 G'Day Folks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian keane Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 I really wanted to get fit, so I bought a push bike. I got half a mile down the road and it threw me off breaking my nose and gave me some nasty cuts and bruises. So I give up and went back to beer and burgers for a week. Then got back on the bike and same thing happened again. This went on for about 2 months I am starting to think it's just a vicious cycle..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugd1022 Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Where is that "GROAN!" button 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) G'Day Folks Edited August 20, 2018 by manna Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 IMG_20180819_131615.pngIMG_20180819_131647.pngIMG_20180819_131721.png Now I know where Rowan Atkinson gets the inspiration for his Blackadder Scripts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted August 20, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 20, 2018 Now I know where Rowan Atkinson gets the inspiration for his Blackadder Scripts Frightening to think that Nov 2019 will mark 30 years since the final episode (excluding specials) where they go 'over the top'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted August 20, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian keane Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted August 20, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 20, 2018 IMG_20180819_224959.png Absolutely brilliant! Keith 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Al51 Posted August 20, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) Pssst, want a women guv, fell of the back of a cruise ship! Al Edited August 20, 2018 by Al51 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian keane Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted August 20, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 20, 2018 39522136_1775301565840354_6750404067672981504_n.png That could have been photoshopped better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 There's nothing romantic about international flight anymore.... I guess no amount of happy thoughts and pixie dust was getting him airborne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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